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pre-party ejaculate

Situation in which a person becomes so intoxicated while hanging out with friends, that they pass out or black out before going out to bars
Person #1: "Oh man, what the hell happened last night?"

Person #2: "Bro, I knew you were gonna pre-party ejaculate drinking that scotch, bro; you barfed in the cab on the way to the bars.

Person #1: "Did I hook up with anyone?"
by JSBizzle September 21, 2011
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suburban dejaculatetion

masturbating until you are about to ejaculate and then calling your mom in to the room right as you are about to finish
hey mom do you want to know what a suburban dejaculatetion is???
by daniel allan wood September 26, 2007
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Edjaculate

The fluid that comes out of Male, Females and Paris Hilton when reaching a sexual climax. Often clear, sticky and delisious.
"Your Edjaculate is all over my face" - Paris Hilton's most uttered phrase.
by inzader May 18, 2009
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draculating

When smashing a girl on her period you pull out and put your blood soaked dick in her mouth and climax.
Oh my god, my girl is on her period! I'm so draculating tonight!
by CumpsterBaby December 1, 2015
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ejaculate

After plenty of fun and games (wink wink, say no more) the male genetalia had already produced a multitude of ejaculate on the female partners face.
by Headladn June 28, 2014
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Ejaculate

To have oil spit from a pot while deep frying.
The oil ejaculated while the penis shaped beigne was in the pot.
by Penis_Beigne May 29, 2010
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Draculated

an extremely run-down dwelling that is full of completely random shit (knick-knacks/fifty year old newspapers/animal feces/etc). Usually populated either by a single old woman/man, or an entire extended family. Often these places contain a smell similar to old basement mixed with urine, and once entered, the smell attaches itself to a person and is extremely difficult to remove (just burn the clothes and move on).
my parents made me visit great aunt Wilma and, honest to god her house was so draculated it made me vomit.
by kentopiano February 23, 2010
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