The act of watching porn without masturbating.
Commonly abbreviated to BBD, this task is performed by only the elite and legendary.A daunting challenge that sends men weeping back to their beds in dismay and horror.
Typically, videos are watched in order of arousal from middle-level to highest until you reach the peak, your fetish. Watching with your hands behind your back or in your pockets is advised, but upping the level of intensity can be done by watching with just underwear on or no pants at all.
Keep going until you just can't hold it anymore. Prepare for one of the best climaxes of your life.
Commonly abbreviated to BBD, this task is performed by only the elite and legendary.A daunting challenge that sends men weeping back to their beds in dismay and horror.
Typically, videos are watched in order of arousal from middle-level to highest until you reach the peak, your fetish. Watching with your hands behind your back or in your pockets is advised, but upping the level of intensity can be done by watching with just underwear on or no pants at all.
Keep going until you just can't hold it anymore. Prepare for one of the best climaxes of your life.
Dan: Lawley you look kind of tired, what happened?
Adam: DC, I've got three words. Blue Balls Disaster.
Adam: DC, I've got three words. Blue Balls Disaster.
by LawleyBear February 4, 2010
Get the Blue Balls Disaster mug.(Slang) 1. Opposite for masterclass, used chiefly on Football Twitter & among friends of friends.
2. Total failure in some activity or endeavor
3. Poor display of a skill of someone or a team who are deemed to be good at it
2. Total failure in some activity or endeavor
3. Poor display of a skill of someone or a team who are deemed to be good at it
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A TV movie from 1979 originally aired on the ABC channel. It tells the story about a deranged railway employee tries to cause collision with another train.
by Ryan900USAYT January 4, 2023
Get the Disaster on the Coastliner mug.What occurs when, in a hopeful but failed attempt at increasing closet space, one puts multiple pieces of clothing on a single hanger. Then, when the doomed time to get dressed comes along, one ends up tangling tank top straps and wrinkling cotton while desperately trying to get only one item of clothing off the hanger. They all end up on the floor. You then have 3 options.
1. Buy more hangers.
2. Buy more closets.
3. Screw it. Buy more clothes and leave them where you goddamn please.
1. Buy more hangers.
2. Buy more closets.
3. Screw it. Buy more clothes and leave them where you goddamn please.
Hmmm, I think I'll wear my blue top. Just have to...uh...put this sleeve under that one...and...okay...no...this isn't working. ARGH! Oh fuck it, I'm going to be late. Damn double hanger disaster. "dumps clothes on floor and grabs desired item of clothing" I'll just put the rest in the hamper and pretend it's all dirty.
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Get the Disaster Bisexual mug.(POLICY) an extreme form of capitalism created in the immediate aftermath of a disaster. In some cases, as in Chile (1973), the disaster is a coup d'etat with the express purpose of imposing disaster capitalism. In other cases, such as the 2004 Indian Ocean tsunami, it is a genuine natural disaster that literally kills.
After some disasters, the authorities in some countries may well respond by imposing "reforms" that would have been impossible before. These include: (1) privatization of public property, making it unavailable to the indigenous people; (2) arbitrary elimination of laws ("deregulation"); and (3) slashing democratically chosen programs that help ordinary citizens ("austerity programs").
The concept was popularized in Naomi Klein's excellent 2007 book, *The Shock Doctrine*.
After some disasters, the authorities in some countries may well respond by imposing "reforms" that would have been impossible before. These include: (1) privatization of public property, making it unavailable to the indigenous people; (2) arbitrary elimination of laws ("deregulation"); and (3) slashing democratically chosen programs that help ordinary citizens ("austerity programs").
The concept was popularized in Naomi Klein's excellent 2007 book, *The Shock Doctrine*.
"Disaster capitalism" is neoliberalism imposed undemocratically. It exploits natural disasters, civil wars, foreign invasions, coups d'etat, terrorism, or explicit deception. It always seeks to make its changes irreversible.
Naomi Klein mostly blames the International Monetary Fund, but there are other culprits as well.
Naomi Klein mostly blames the International Monetary Fund, but there are other culprits as well.
by Abu Yahya July 10, 2010
Get the disaster capitalism mug.The act of someone leaving a massive crap and a large amount of wet toilet paper in the komode and it clogs it. This happens frequently on college campuses, rest stops, restaurants, and dormitories, where janitors usually have to clean it up.
I had to go to the bathroom on the 2nd floor of my dorm hall, and I opened the stall door to find a brown disaster! It was gross.
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