personal disappearance

The care we take with how we look, when there is no one to see us.

Saturday night in a city under lockdown, another date with her laptop. She brushed her hair and put on makeup, knowing that for the foreseeable future, she would be the only one to take pleasure in her personal disappearance.

by Monkey's Dad March 18, 2020

magically disappear

Spread like a mothereffer

Trump promised that covid-19 would magically disappear.

by Schmkstein February 21, 2021

Count Fecula's disappearing act

What happens when you evacuate your bowels and the waste product perfectly snakes it's way down the cicular pipe at the bottom of the toilet and is no where to be found post- wipe pre- flush.

Man I just Witnessed a count Fecula's disappearing act In the bathroom.

by bmilligan05 August 16, 2016

Working On Disappearing

The art of disappearing to work on yourself and elevate to the person you dream of becoming.
Not "ghosting", but completely disappear.

I am working on disappearing until I become a better version of myself

by TopFloorBruce March 28, 2024

divapped

To divert a child's attention with game apps. Commonly used in public places, such as doctor's offices and restaurants.

"Emma started to act up, so I divapped her.

by strikingoil May 24, 2014

dissappearment

When you lose something that was right in front of you

I left my sandwich in the kitchen with my uncle when I came back it was gone .man it was a dissappearment

by Six espada January 11, 2021