A very, very masculine looking lesbian, usually with a short haircut and either very fat or very muscular. The opposite of a Lipstick Lesbian
by IanChristian March 13, 2009
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"omg like i had no idea that u like left"
"ugh that girl is such a ditz. i jst wana stab her in the face. twice. then thro her off a cliff. twice."
"omg like i had no idea that u like left"
"ugh that girl is such a ditz. i jst wana stab her in the face. twice. then thro her off a cliff. twice."
by ihatedumbsluts40187 May 2, 2010
Get the ditz mug.by folo January 24, 2005
Get the ditz mug.To steal images of unrealistically hot girls for use on message boards; then pretending to be said girls. Comes with extravagant back-stories, personal tales and other information. Works best if you try to connect on a personal level with regular members of said message boards. Intentions are to pass self off as hardcore and intelligent sports fan, not to gain sexual favor.
by drinkeer February 21, 2009
Get the Paging ditz mug.A ditz, or a ditzy person is someone who is being stupid or day dreaming. It can also be a person of random inclination.
by The Quintessential August 24, 2009
Get the Ditz mug.ditzy is basically what i am, its when you act innocent and dumb at the same time, being ditzy makes people think your really stupid and because of this they sometimes talk to you like you're a five year old as they think you wont understand if they say something in "grown up terms" (which in my case is probably true)
sometimes being ditzy is good because you can get away with things :)
sometimes being ditzy is good because you can get away with things :)
Awwww she doesnt understand, probably because shes so ditzy....
or gosh, katie, stop being such a ditz!!
or gosh, katie, stop being such a ditz!!
by kitty February 28, 2004
Get the ditzy mug.Any regular ditzy (moronic) girl/woman who believes the world revolves around them due to the size of their breasts. They often use the size of their funbags to get ahead in life, due to the fact that they don't have an actual brain to speak of.
"Dude, why the fuck are we letting her lead us around? She's a complete ditz!"
"She may be a ditz, but she's a ditz with tits, and you can't argue with that."
"She may be a ditz, but she's a ditz with tits, and you can't argue with that."
by Timmay D February 26, 2008
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