A very nervous driver who is unable to drive on a motorway, as doing so would make them have a panic attack.
I had to drive to fucking Carlisle for the family do because my brother and sister are fucking motorway disabled.
by Herman Pootang February 25, 2019
A sexual act whereby one gentleman pleases three lady friends in the following manner;
The gentleman shall stand, whilst balls deep in the first said lady friend who is bent over, say, a table. The second shall receive manual stimulation (could try a “shocker” for a variation on the move), with her bearded clam at about the man’s waist height. Finally, the third lady shall be getting a good toe-in whilst laid on the floor.
The combination of pelvic thrusting, with the in-and-out motion of both fingers and toe, resembles a physically challenged attempting the “Egyptian Dance”, popularised by The Bangles in their 1986 music video, Walk Like an Egyptian.
The gentleman shall stand, whilst balls deep in the first said lady friend who is bent over, say, a table. The second shall receive manual stimulation (could try a “shocker” for a variation on the move), with her bearded clam at about the man’s waist height. Finally, the third lady shall be getting a good toe-in whilst laid on the floor.
The combination of pelvic thrusting, with the in-and-out motion of both fingers and toe, resembles a physically challenged attempting the “Egyptian Dance”, popularised by The Bangles in their 1986 music video, Walk Like an Egyptian.
Hey Dave, what did you get up to last night with all that puntang?
Attempted the Disabled Egyptian, didn't go too well. Lost my balance and ended up spraining my ankle, to make it worse, Sandra did a Dutch down my arm!
Attempted the Disabled Egyptian, didn't go too well. Lost my balance and ended up spraining my ankle, to make it worse, Sandra did a Dutch down my arm!
by Mark_Jackson November 08, 2010
disabled december means you can hit any disabled person throughout december as much and as long as you want through december.
Elia: yo lily it’s disabled december , let’s go hit alex
lily: we will be the shit out of alex cause it’s disabled december
lily: we will be the shit out of alex cause it’s disabled december
by december November 22, 2019
The politically correct way to refer to someone who is of low-income, impoverished, or just plain poor.
While discussing back to school purchases with your children:
"I'm sorry, kids. We just can't afford those Jordan's. Unless you want to spend your whole $100 budget on them."
"Yeah, Mom. That's 'cuz we're poor. Thanks a lot!"
"No, kids," I say. "We are not poor. We are financially disabled. Poor is offensive to me."
An example of a single mom of six's back to school struggle and the humor that gets us through!
"I'm sorry, kids. We just can't afford those Jordan's. Unless you want to spend your whole $100 budget on them."
"Yeah, Mom. That's 'cuz we're poor. Thanks a lot!"
"No, kids," I say. "We are not poor. We are financially disabled. Poor is offensive to me."
An example of a single mom of six's back to school struggle and the humor that gets us through!
by truthsparked August 07, 2012
by sonny boy. February 02, 2009
When everyone plays league of legends on the same day because they have something wrong in their head.
usually people who play the game have:
substance abuse disorders
trauma-related disorders
eating disorders
schizophrenia
personality disorders
usually people who play the game have:
substance abuse disorders
trauma-related disorders
eating disorders
schizophrenia
personality disorders
by TruthMan361 October 26, 2019
Tim won free tickets to a Who concert, but due to his metal disability he decided to burn them instead of going.
by Matt Pirtle November 18, 2007