dumbledore

Headmaster of Hogswarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

Full Name: Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore.

He is made of awesome and a homosexual.

Just ask JK Rowling, she said so.

I wish I was as awesome as Dumbledore.

by AModernMyth July 20, 2008

dumbledore

Dumbledore is the ex-headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. He is the only one who Voldemort ever feared. He is around 150 years old, and is the most powerful wizard in the world at this time. He has worked at hogwarts from before 1945-1996. He can speak many languages, and is known for finding the 12th use of dragons blood. He is friends with an ancient alchemist, Nicholas Flamel, rumored to be the creator of the "Philosopher's Stone" which can turn any metal into pure gold, and can create the elixer of life, which will render the drinker immortal for a specific amount of time. He has been asked to be the minister of magic many times, but he enjoys his life at hogwarts too immensely to even consider that.

Full name: Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore
Age: over 150 years
siblings: only one that we know of, Aberforth Dumbledore, who has been prosecuted for performing illegal charms on a goat.
Marital Status: Single as far as we know, but many fans wish that Minerva Mcgonagall is his wife.
Deathdate: june 29th 1996

"I will only truly have left this school none here are loyal to me... Help will always be given at Hogwarts to those who ask for it." ~Albus Dumbledore, HP&TCOS

by aalikane April 19, 2006

Dumblefuck

Adj. Verb. Noun. To, or the process of, being copulated or sodomized by Dumbledore. To be dumblefucked is to be sexually intimate with an elderly wizard who is a gentle lover. Grammatically flexible as in Fuck. Not to be confused with Dumbfuck.
Orign, English.

Ophelia: I am going to Dumblefuck you Tawny. Tawny: Shut up, you dumblefuck. Lance: DUMBLEFUCK! I just stubbed my toe.
Loveless: You are such a Dumblefuck.

by Scarlett6 April 17, 2009

Back door dumbledore

The back door dumbledore is a famous sexual position form the never released movie in the 'Harry Potter' series.

It essentially consists of a wizards hat, a broomstick and the anus.

1. "Ron! Ron! Get the bandages! I just got back door dumbledore'd by Hagrid! I never understood why Mrs Moganagle made the curfew for first year students! Hagrid has a taste for pre-pubescant boys! Ouch!!"

2. "Arghh, it burns. I never realised Tobasco Sauce could be used as lube!"

3. "Harry Potter, would you stay behind after class. I need to have a little word with you." 😈

by Gary the goat October 16, 2014

You're such a dumbledore

Using the wizard name from harry potter to call someone dumb.

"Why would you do something like that? You're such a dumbledore I swear."

by Elizapple August 8, 2016

Dimbee

1. A nonsense word with no concrete definition. It is used as the name of an Illinois based computer technical/multimedia company (Dimbee Custom/Dimbee Multimedia).

2. Internet screen name used by an individual from North Carolina with no affiliation with the previously mentioned company. From the previous two definitions, it appears that he believes he has a large penis, and that someone else believes he is gay.

1. That Dimbee Custom rig is overkill. Why do you need 4 500GB hard drives?

2. Dimbee: Panthers! Woooo!

by Southern September 12, 2008

dumbledore

The most taleted wizard of all time in the land of Harry Potter.

Harry: Dumbledore is the only man Voldemort was ever afraid of!

by Jedi Master Luna February 3, 2006