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ur puppy dog a dick hog

The end all be all, overall worse ur insult there is.
Caleb: Hey Nathan
Nathan: What Caleb
Caleb: ur puppy dog a dick hog.
Caleb is dragged down to hell, and spends eternity braiding shit covered pubic hair.
by Uncle Gimpy May 20, 2018
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dog's dick

1. A poor example of its type.
2. Something that is broken or failing, often mechanical.

The opposite of dogs bollocks. Mainly British use.
'That was a dog's dick of a chat up, mate.'
'That CG125 of yours is a dog's dick.'
by black_dog March 27, 2007
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Dog's Dick

Dog's Dick is a word mostly used to describe someone who is useless, It can also be used as a way of offending and verbaly abusing people very deeply but without saying any of the incredibly harsh words such as Cunts or Fuckers.

Although Dog's Dick doesnt really sound offensive,the user and certainly the recipient will understand its direct and degrading nature.
Fred - "Dave can u pick me up from the bus-station? Andys forgot to get me!"

Dave-"haha, ok pal...ill be there in ten,cant believe he forgot you"

Fred -"He fucks me off sumtimes,hes such a fucking Dog's Dick"
by Oh Gav! May 13, 2009
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Dick on a dog

Really hot, usually caused by a large group of people.
It was really hot at the game yesterday - it was like a dick on a dog.
by Fat Rick P February 18, 2009
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Dog's Dick

Meaning the Best, much like you would use "the bee's knees" or "the cats meow".
"Man there's nothing like going to wacky wings and then to the gold, it's the dog's dick!"
by Dano_29 February 4, 2013
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Dog’s dick end of nowhere

Noun phrase
A very remote place, far away from amenities and other services.
"Sorry I'm late! My car broke down in the dog’s dick end of nowhere."
by Langlophile December 28, 2021
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Happy as a dog with two dicks

A phrase used when a great sence of self achievment has been reached, or one is seriousley happy.
Thats's one small step for man. One giant leap for mankind. I tell you, I'm as happy as a dog with two dicks me.
Neil Armstrong, 21st July 1969
by Jacob Davey December 28, 2005
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