Dickatar

All men should have a personalized penis avatar as their persona on the internet. One that embodies everything about him as a dude (a righteous mix of fantasy and reality). You heard it hear first. It's going to become a thing!

Suzy was intrigued by the girth and character of Johnny's dickatar. She was hoping it was a true representation of the person she had been diddling herself to online.

by The Conjurer October 31, 2019

Dickstracted

Is when you completely can’t think straight because you been getting the best dick . An thats all your thinking about

I been sleeping with this guy, an he is all i thinking about! He has me so dickstracted.

by Jrenee27 February 17, 2020

Social Dickstansing

Social distance required to still remain the quarantined distance away during sexual intercourse while in quarantine.

Dude that chick got railed doggy style while still adhering to government required social dickstansing laws.

by Bobonoscopy March 24, 2020

Dicktard

A person who is such a dick and stupid that a whole new word had to be made to insult he or she.

Tom: Dude remember the time I feel off the roof and into your car.

Jerry: Yeah, dicktard.

by Danile Redundant December 7, 2010

Dickstance

Dickstance-- The length of ones penis and/or genitels. Also a way of covertly asking someone, usually a male, less often a hermaphrodite, how long their penis is.

Person#1: Hey Stavi, a hot girl wanted me to ask what your dickstance was.. she looked pretty shagadelic.
Stavi: Man.. My Penis is HUGE.

by solstice.barrett February 23, 2010

dickstance

the distance kept away from a fellow man to have a conversation without appearing gay or awkward. normal length 1.5 feet.

Chris: hey Gio, let me tell you something
Gio: alright bro, but keep your dickstance

by Dcoh January 1, 2011

dickstraction

When one likes a man so much they can't give "it" up too soon. In order to maintain the "pure" image and still meet their sexual needs, they indulge in meaningless sex on the side till a relationship with the desired one is established.

I hope you didn't sleep with him yet!?" "OMG I want to do him so grossly but I can't cause I like him too much! Thank God for my dickstractions or I would've commited virginal suicide by now!

by VanessaMelissa October 6, 2010