Gee, its Bree!

When you think your friends are joking

but your pants are brown and soaking:

Diarrhea, diarrhea.

Now you think you're feeling better

but you keep on getting wetter:

Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you're walkin down the hall,

and you feel something fall:

Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When your chillin’ with your daughter

and you feel the poopoo water:

Diarrhea, diarhea.

When you're fecally obsessed

and it splatters on your chest:

Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you’re driving in your Ford

and corn fills up your cords:

Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you’re in a Pontiac

and brown comes down your crack:

Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you’re sitting in your Chevy

and you feel something heavy:

Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you’re in a corvette

and you feel something wet:

Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you’re driving in a race

and it flies up on your face:

Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you’re driving down the road

and you’re butt tries to explode:

Diarrhea, diarrhea.

diarrhea by A Really Bucking Fastard September 2, 2012