Diary

A book containing plans, thoughts, hate for others, love for others,

Ok im finished writing in my diary lets go to the theater bow

by Gatopow July 3, 2019

Diary

Basically a notebook where you keep your secrets hoping nobody finds out your a furry. (No offense to furries by the way, Im just saying because some Ignorant idiots don't like furries.)

Person: Did you read her diary? Shes a furry..That is so fucking disgusting
Person2: Your free trial of living has ended.

by TheNotSoFunnyPerson May 20, 2021

Buy a diary because I'm not keeping your secrets anymore

Term meaning "GET THE FUCK OUT OF TOWN! THIS BITCH IS GONNA TELL ON YOU!" Its used usually when you and a good friend get into it. it means all the secrets you've shared she's gonna tell!

You're such a slut! Buy a diary because I'm not keeping your secrets anymore

by skylarskank June 28, 2008

Diary Queen

That beautiful temptress, guardian angel of all secret writings

Let me read them sexy life notes, DIARY QUEEN

by Charlie Sheenenator May 10, 2011

diary tennis

The tedious practice of trying to find a mutually viable date for a meeting between two busy people.

Nick is free on thursday at 3pm
That's no good for Neil. How about Friday at 4pm
No chance. Nick has family time scheduled
Uh oh, this is turning into the usual game of diary tennis.

by clarebear81 April 2, 2011

Diary

A diary is a diary.

Diary, dont get mixed up with diarrhoea

by Miss oofus March 19, 2019

Diary Of A Wimpy Kid

A very popular graphic novel made and published by Jeff Kinney back in 2007. The story follows a middle schooler named Greg Heffley who tries to make a good impression for everybody but usually ends up failing, and he is concluded to be a sociopath and an asshole by most fans who read the books. Overall in my opinion, it is a great book series and one of the best to read.

"Have you read Diary Of A Wimpy Kid? It's my favorite book!"

by Cheesejuicelolxd June 7, 2022