by Desmond Doss April 24, 2021
Get the Desmond doss mug.A term used to describe players who use the demoman's shield and eyelander in the online game Team Fortress 2. It has spawned from what many consider to be the cheapest advantage to date.
For every kill the demoscout achieves with the eyelander he will gain extra health and speed. As this improves his survivability, most demoscouts see this benefit grow exponentially. Eventually the demoscout will be able to keep up with the game's quickest class - the scout (hence the birth of such a title and the distain it brings along with it).
Many are confused as to which Valve employee thought this up (and what he was on). The name 'demoman' implies the use of some sort of demolitions as a primary form of combat. However with the addition of two key melee based items this, many would argue, has rendered the title pointless.
For every kill the demoscout achieves with the eyelander he will gain extra health and speed. As this improves his survivability, most demoscouts see this benefit grow exponentially. Eventually the demoscout will be able to keep up with the game's quickest class - the scout (hence the birth of such a title and the distain it brings along with it).
Many are confused as to which Valve employee thought this up (and what he was on). The name 'demoman' implies the use of some sort of demolitions as a primary form of combat. However with the addition of two key melee based items this, many would argue, has rendered the title pointless.
Scout: Eat my dus- *Head removed by a demoscout*
Demoscout: *Taunts over the dead corpse in order to induce a nerd rage*
Demoscout: *Taunts over the dead corpse in order to induce a nerd rage*
by Forgetful April 1, 2010
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When a friend visits you and you just can't bring yourself to listen to them, even if they are trying to save your head/neck/life/pretty face/teen sex appeal.
Maxime: Don't you dare pull that Desmoulins Sexy Passive Aggression on me! I'm trying to save you! CAMILLLLEEE!
Camille: Bitch, please.
Camille: Bitch, please.
by rageofmarat July 14, 2011
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by Hytrath93 April 13, 2011
Get the Desmond mug.The state of existence where every thought is dominated by the sexiness of French Revolutionary Camille Desmoulins. All other habits cease, and the victim drools over google images, books, and films pertaining to Camille Desmoulins.
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Doctor: Son, you've got a bad case of Irrational Desmoulins Lust. This requires some serious treatment, and I need to start you on a round of hormone relaxers immediately.
Doctor: Son, you've got a bad case of Irrational Desmoulins Lust. This requires some serious treatment, and I need to start you on a round of hormone relaxers immediately.
by rageofmarat July 14, 2011
Get the Irrational Desmoulins Lust mug.Nicole Desmond is pretty much the most awesome person in the world. She speaks the language of llamas and will be king of the world some day. Even though she is a girl.
by ndndndndndndndndndndndndnd August 2, 2011
Get the nicole desmond mug.Getting tricked into being smarter than you really are. In order to understand the concept you must be desmondized yourself. A classic example is the friendship between Sherlock Holmes and Mr. Watson, making this older than radio.
Malthus "whenever I hang wiff karen I smarts.."
Frien "what chew trippin, like phat'n shiz?"
Malthus: "dunno like whateff i get desmondized."
Karen "Hello Malthus, how're you doing?"
Malthus "Suitable, good friend, truly delectable."
Frien "what chew trippin, like phat'n shiz?"
Malthus: "dunno like whateff i get desmondized."
Karen "Hello Malthus, how're you doing?"
Malthus "Suitable, good friend, truly delectable."
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