Dellery

After you drink cellery juice and explode out of your ass.

Sofia drank cellery and had a dellery Butt

by Jay Dee January 26, 2019

von deeper

the point to which one should always get to

"lets get to the middle of this shit"
"naw man, im taking that shit von deeper"

by wwrib1567 January 11, 2014

Desperate

when someone will go to extreme lengths to get attention from someone they like

Did u see Serena the other day it was so desperate how she kept trying to get his attention, she was legit hanging off of him but he just ignored her.

by DJ bigg October 8, 2018

Delport

A person so unique that no other person can be related to, someone who every person aspires to be, because of perfection. Can also be described as the ultimate human being or can be described as the higher level of perfect.

My life's aspirations are to be a Delport.

If I could only be a bit like Delport.

You almost did it as good as Delport, it was perfect!

I wish you where as fun as Delport.

by BDD1 May 18, 2010

Desperate Sausage

A single, alone, sexually deprived, male, who repeatedly fails to receive positive female attention. He is usually suffering from a severe lack of money and/or social skills. In addition to this, he is also probably a chronic masturbator. He usually has other desperate sausages who are friends, who bombard him with "sausage texts" and "sausage calls" when he expects women to contact him.

...ring...ring....Hey man, what are you up to?

-Oh, I thought you might have been this girl I got a number from. I just finished jacking off 5 times to her facebook pics.

Oh shit, I was just calling you to forget about this girl supposed to call me.

-We are desperate sausages...

by Desperate Sausage February 29, 2016

Desperate

Desperate can mean someone who will move on very quickly and doesn’t actually take time to be with themselves. Are usually scared of being lonely and unloved but can seem foolish and naive as their desire to be liked takes them to the wrong places more often than not.

Dating another strange dude after just breaking up? Paige is so desperate

by NimNom0608 November 24, 2018

Derper

A person who is a dumbass, schmuck etc.

That guy is such a derper, why is he listening to the backstreet boys?

by PJisJesus January 6, 2008