What's the official name of this decade?

"What's the official name of this decade?" was a serious business that occurred toward the end of the first decade of the year 2000, caused by people's indecisiveness with coming up with the "official" not so lame, catchy label before end of the year 2009.

Several contenders that arose:

The New Millennium
The Bush Years (accompanied by facepalm micro)
The Naughties
The Naughts
The Oughts
The Singles
The Zeros
The Ohs

What's the official name of this decade? Besides "The Naughties"?

I bet my wallet that the people reading this in a few years will be calling this decade The Twenty Hundreds. Just sayin'.

by Nicko DaVinci December 15, 2009

Irish Decade

However long it takes to drink 11 bottles of whiskey in consecutive days of drinking past the point of moderation

Irishman "I haven't seen you in a decade! "

Non Irishman "You saw me 84 days ago. Is that an Irish Decade?"

Irishman" Whadya like!"

by Come on meow January 13, 2017

see you next decade

What noisy, annoying little shits say before winter break in 2019 to piss you off before leaving and going to set Californian forests on fire.

“See you next decade!”
“Get cancer, Stuart”

by TheAnswerIs9 December 20, 2019

the perils of rock n roll decadence

getting f*cked over by drugs, sex, alcohol, STDs, any form of excess

like the 60's 70's n 80's and crap

Hendrix got fucked over by the perils of rock n roll decadence

by Chizzo Izzo June 1, 2006

national kick tall people decade

at any time between 2022-2032, anyone under 5'7 (normal people) can kick any of those OVERGROWN GIANTS 5'8 and higher

"hey rob how tall are you?"
"5'9"
"too bad its national kick tall people decade"
"im not even t"
👹

by tall people should shrink October 13, 2022

203rd Decade

The decade will commence with the year 2020 and hopefully change the turn from shitty years like 2017, 2018, and 2019, to a new beginning.

Also, the decade in which people will get 20/20 or supervision.

Marv: "I'm finally gonna get 2020 vision!"
Harry: "Marv, the 203rd decade is gonna be worse than the 2010s..."
Marv: "No I mean I'm gonna get 20/20 vision!"
Harry: --

by Captain Saom December 31, 2019

decadeence

Da gradual decline of moral or cultural values over da course of ten-year periods.

As technology progresses, we progressively see a steady decadeence in da basic decency and caring for each other dat we'd had ten years earlier.

by QuacksO February 17, 2020