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Joshua Davidson

Joshua is a kind, caring and thoughtful person. He's always there for you when you need him. He looks older than he is and is quite tall. He is a very affectionate person- always give him hugs/kisses or just talk 2 him. Anything makes him happy. Although he gets annoyed/ jealous very easily he is still the best person to have in your life.
Boy 1: Aye Josh!!
Boy 2: You know Joshua Davidson!?!?!?
Boy 1}: Yh duh
Boy 2: Woah that's sick
by Olixia_xox November 20, 2019
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Chase Davidson

An ex baseball player turned professional turkey slayer. Might be known as “the hammer”. Although this man is above average on the attractive scale, he’s known to be a bit of a party pooper. That’s alright though, he makes up for it with an Alabama accent.
Is that Chase Davidson? I heard he’s got a hammer. I hope he doesn’t poop my party.
by Turkeysammich November 15, 2021
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davidshoppe

A term for dropping a large amount of feces at one time. It can be classified as a davidshoppe if it destroys the restroom entirely. Could also be described as a boomer.
Yeah I took a massive davidshoppe yesterday... that public restroom was destroyed.

He ate some tacobell and took a massive davidshoppe yesterday it was a real boomer!
by da mosiah January 9, 2020
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Grey Davison

by SweetPiperMurphy November 11, 2019
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The Davison

Pulling your panties to camel toe your vigina as you vigorously shake and squawk like a chicken while talking about your daughter Matilda before shitting in your husbands mouth and violently urinating to protest Donald Trump. Deriving from the name Davison which in Latin translates to skinny bird bitch.
Dom: Man that bitch was being a major slut, she was pulling The Davison

Harper: Shut up nigga
by The breadmeister December 6, 2019
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will davidson

A sexy gingerheaded man. Has a small dick and loves a girl named kara twinkle toes. Is aklso ready for a man to be in his life.
by singhi June 12, 2017
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harley davidson

Line of American motorcycles first manufactured in 1903 by William Harley and Arthur Davidson that are nowadays generally overpriced and underpowered.

Harleys are commonly referred to as "hogs," which is an allusion to the deep, throaty rumble the typical Harley exhaust emits. The loud exhaust noise is the basis for countless "all bark and no bite" references in relation to typical Harley engine performance. "Hog" is also an acronym for "Harley Owners Group."

Harleys utilize the antiquated and inefficient V-twin engine design, which is a Harley trademark in much the same way tumors are a trademark of cancer victims. While even older V-twin engines boast an excellent amount of low-end torque, most V-twin engines redline at about 5000 to 6000 RPM which severely hampers any effort made to achieve quick acceleration. In contrast, many sportbikes redline at 10000 to 15000 RPM--double the amount of torque, which means you can accelerate harder for a longer period of time before having to change gears on a sportbike.

Despite advances in the construction of the V-twin engine, such as the 1450cc Twin Cam 88 (1999) and the 1130cc V-rod (2002), the fact of the matter is that neither engine design is worth their weight in gold because both still utilize the inefficient V-twin template. Granted, the current V-rod is a powerful and formidable engine that allows for much quicker acceleration than previous models, but Japanese (Honda, Kawasaki, Yamaha) and Italian (Ducati) manufacturers, using an array of different engine constructs such as the in-line 4-cylinder design, have been outperforming Harley's lousy V-twin concepts for decades.

Once the mechanical horses of vicious outlaws such as the infamous Hell's Angels and a piece of machinery that commanded respect, Harley-Davidson motorcycles are now nothing more than status symbols for doctors, lawyers, and other yuppie scum who don't know the first goddamn thing about riding safely but will waste $20000-$30000 on a bike regardless. The aforementioned vicious outlaws can no longer afford to buy Harley-Davidson motorcycles, so they spend their time hanging out in sleazy bars and reminiscing over what could have been. Or they take the initiative and ride Hondas, like the gangs in the Charles Bronson movie "Death Wish."

It is a joke among the motorcycling community that "H/D," the initials of the company namesake, stand for "Hunn'rd Dollars" as opposed to "Harley-Davidson." The reasoning behind the joke is that Harley knows the yuppies who buy their bikes will buy anything with the Harley logo on it without considering the price, so Harley exploits their customers by charging at least $100 for even the most trivial accessories.

In the late 1960s, Harley-Davidson was having many financial woes so they merged with recreation giant AMF. AMF produced, among other things, bowling balls and golf carts. AMF used the merger as an opportunity to slap the Harley logo on many non-motorcycle-related things they produced, such as their golf carts. So if someone ever says "my grandmother rides a Harley," they are probably being witty in referring to the fact that their grandmother (drives) an AMF-produced golf cart with the Harley logo emblazoned on it. (To be fair, Yamaha also produces golf carts, motorcycles, keyboards and computer equipment but riding a Yamaha has never held the same amount of prestige as riding a Harley, so their reputation suffers little.)

Most Harley enthusiasts agree that while it was essential to the rebirth of the Harley-Davidson corporation, nothing good was produced during the merger of AMF and Harley. The bikes produced using AMF's resources were (by and large) crap, but many motorcycling enthusiasts would argue that some things never change. People bought the AMF-produced bikes though, which helped boost Harley-Davidson financially through the 70s as they competed against a flood of cheaper Japanese bikes entering the market. In 1981 H/D and AMF split and Harley-Davidson became an independent company again.
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by Siegfried Zaga July 15, 2008
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