by ihaveacock May 11, 2022

by darian wade howe January 1, 2023

Darian is the type of person who gets what he wants, he is smart, kind, genuine and the biggest fatty alive. He makes every moment a special moment. Now I know a lot of you have a "Darian in your life" but the Samsam I know can never be replaced, cringy asf but he's the best friend anyone can have. He has your back when you need it and he knows exactly what to say and when to say it. He might forget your birthday or what you said two seconds ago, but nonetheless he makes up for it somehow. He doesn't like pineapple on pizza, which I don't understand, he loves his sister( even has a special handshake just them two), his birthday is in march, A+ for me for remembering, his favourite colour is orange, he has a weird obsession for fairy bread Idk why and I honestly don't know where hell is without me haha.
by Suicidal Llama Mama September 18, 2020

A super hot mountain biker with a big … personality;) . He gives the best hugs and kisses. Anyone who is lucky enough to date darian is the most lucky person ever never let go of him and show him all your love. You will know he’s coming because he dives a 4Runner.
by Samtacular March 3, 2022

The most sexy man ever, loves to sell insurance to old people who will die soon. Very big penis and has sex in school bathroom. Darian is a lover at heart unless you are old in which case he will sell you a scam.
Darian The cod kid is The most sexy man ever, loves to sell insurance to old people who will die soon. Very big penis and has sex in school bathroom. Darian is a lover at heart unless you are old in which case he will sell you a scam.
by Masonbob24 August 7, 2024

This rude tall skinny kid who has moved to the Dominican Republic, but I hear he has moved back to New York.
Guy 1: Darian always used to talk out in class.
Guy 2: Exactly he always got in trouble. One time in middle school he put dreadlocks in his hair.
Guy 2: Exactly he always got in trouble. One time in middle school he put dreadlocks in his hair.
by tecopux September 13, 2021

by nanannanananananana January 21, 2021
