denmark sandwich

When you sandwich a person from denmark in between yourself and the wall. This could be used in a romantic, sexual, or violent setting.

I gave that cunt at the convenience store a denmark sandwich last week.

by Slimy joo June 21, 2015

damarkis

Someone who is laid-back and hates Donald Trump.

Damarkis is calm. Dude Damarkis Paid an assassin to kill Donald Trump. Damarkis was so chill with me getting some food from his fridge. Damarkis is chill.

by German Racist Guy April 18, 2017

Danmarc

A smexy fucking hell of a joker that loves Swedish balls and likes to prey on children like the fat baldy chenye
also pronounced as Damerick

oh no i did a Danmarc
oh no he is going to Danmarc you now

by ChildPredator123 February 7, 2020

Denmark

Small country that is jealous of big brother. Sweden has a great history; they got all neighbour countries "back then". However the wieners in Denmark, Norway, and Finland etc. wanted "freedom". So Sweden though, can it get better then this? They are just a bunch of nobodies anyway. Sweden has Volvo, ASEA, SAAB, SANDVIK, Ericsson and many other big companies. Denmark has nothing really. They are poor inventors and poor lifestyle. My suggestion is that IF you go north, pick Sweden. Sweden is the "original" and Denmark is just a bad copy really. They can’t speak Swedish without a heavy accent either. Losers.

ÅGE wakes up in Denmark feeling "blue". His ugly daughter tells him if this is my life i hang myself. ÅGE is a bad drunk. ÅGE is a loser so he yells. Do it god damn it! Do it your ugly whore!

by 357magnum April 13, 2009

Denmarkian person

Denmarkian is a racist term used to describe any person who is from Denmark

Mark: Hey look at that Denmarkian person
Tony: Dude... That's offensive and wrong

by Fileix August 27, 2018

denmark

small flat place and peolpe from denmark often go on vication to norway and because norway aint flat they often crash their camping cars and stuff all over norway

danish dude- shit! my car... the slopes! arrgh!!

TV- today another danish guy crashed in the norwegian mountains and wreced his car and a lot of the beutiful scenery

by fredrik July 8, 2005

denmark

Denmark - A once cool place (literally...) that was home of the Vikings. Proud peple which was grocely misunderstood 1000y. later as having been "violent and uncivilized" - they just didnt quite kno' how to make contact. So they chopped down as they went by, down the rivers of Russia, along the coasts of Bretagne, the Englis Isles.. even all the way to North America by Iceland n' Greenland.

Later Denmark ruled Northern Europe at interim occations but finally got their blow' of dead in connection w. the Napolean Wars. Since then they have been a small frightened contry wagging it's tale to the strongest contry in vicinity.

Allied files show that there was doubt wether to categorize them as 'german subregions' or allies. For good reason: their army fired 20 shots "20 !!!!" when occupied.

Today; a sad sight. Mostly a tourist resort. A bit more fallen apart than the rest of Norther europe, yet again slightly higher prised. People very narrow-minded, especially in the hill-billy regions (Jutland/"Jylland"), afraid of other cultures.

You'll enjoy our contry if you are a forreigner. It's a rare chance to step a couple of decades back in time... :-)

- The danes are brave: They stick to their allies and run once they reach the front line...

- The danes are intelligent: They use their liberties & rights, sequred by their stronger neighbours, to ridicule other cultures..

- The danes take a stand: They complain life-long about the taxes. Yet even the liberal govnerments are succesfull when they can claim: "This year the tax didnt rise as much as last year!!".

- The danes have a sence of reality: They suspect their way of life might be in danger. Ofcourse - no nation sustains itself by beeing cronically afraid of change.

/Thats denmark for 'ya

by The Last Wiking' July 19, 2006