Tim Daly-a 57 year old guy you can bring home to meet your 60 year old dad . . . primarily because he is (a little less douche.)
by dewswhat June 5, 2013
Like an Arnold Palmer Half and Half (50% Lemonade/50% Iced Tea) but with a twist in the only John Daly Style. Booze is of course added. (Numerous wives and children as well as trips to rehab are your own option)
1 Gallon Iced Tea
1 Gallon Lemonade
1 750ml 110 Proof Vodka
1 Afternoon to Waste.
1 Gallon Iced Tea
1 Gallon Lemonade
1 750ml 110 Proof Vodka
1 Afternoon to Waste.
Man at bar: "My 6th wife left me, I had to take a paternity test today, my rehab sponsor dropped me, and I haven't placed in a golf tournament in years."
Barkeep: "Easy there, Scumbag. I'll fix you a John Daly."
Barkeep: "Easy there, Scumbag. I'll fix you a John Daly."
by JebusOU May 15, 2007
I just saw his exhibit in Philly, and it was AMAZING! He was so talented. I have always loved his work, but now I have such a greater appreciation, seeing it up close.
by Tomo0O0o May 5, 2005
Relatively normal bloke. Until Dat Lone start playing. then he will become the single most mysterious crime fighting hunk of a man.
by Tom Daly fan March 29, 2023
by Do you want to fight me February 24, 2014
Cait is the...
Coolest person one will meet.
Athletic and smart.
If you mess with her A NINJA will come get you in the middle of the night... I would be scared...
Tends to have longish brown hair and eyes.
Dam SMEXY
Advanced at school and music
Laughs a lot and tends to be a little weird but everyone loves her
You know her mother will get it if you ask
IF YOU MEET ONE YOU SHOULD BECOME FRIENDS WITH THEM IMMEDIATELY!!!! :DDDDD
Coolest person one will meet.
Athletic and smart.
If you mess with her A NINJA will come get you in the middle of the night... I would be scared...
Tends to have longish brown hair and eyes.
Dam SMEXY
Advanced at school and music
Laughs a lot and tends to be a little weird but everyone loves her
You know her mother will get it if you ask
IF YOU MEET ONE YOU SHOULD BECOME FRIENDS WITH THEM IMMEDIATELY!!!! :DDDDD
Cait Daly is smexy.
I want to be friends with Cait Daly!
CAIT DALY SHOULD JOIN TRACK BECAUSE SHE IS SO FAST!
I want to be friends with Cait Daly!
CAIT DALY SHOULD JOIN TRACK BECAUSE SHE IS SO FAST!
by Bob the builder525 March 27, 2010
Verb. The sexual act of steamrolling your partner then taking the fecal matter, blending it up and throwing it at a canvas. Once the canvas is prepped, the subjects will continue to have sex on the canvas. Fecal matter from both partners can be used to add a more textured effect.
Warning: Use goggles and safe sexual practices while performing this technique in the bedroom. Pink eye is a common side effect. In order to avoid this, the couple is recommended to wear eye protection such as goggles or safety glasses.
Warning: Use goggles and safe sexual practices while performing this technique in the bedroom. Pink eye is a common side effect. In order to avoid this, the couple is recommended to wear eye protection such as goggles or safety glasses.
"I hear this piece was created using The Salvador Dali technique." - Art connoisseur
"Do you have your squash goggles?"
"Yeah they are in my closet downstairs. Why?"
"Were going to try The Salvador Dali Technique tonight, i have a bit of an art bug to pan out." - Piet Mondrean/One of many mistresses
"Do you have your squash goggles?"
"Yeah they are in my closet downstairs. Why?"
"Were going to try The Salvador Dali Technique tonight, i have a bit of an art bug to pan out." - Piet Mondrean/One of many mistresses
by Chuckfrost September 8, 2011