Cumcumber

A hollowed our cucumber filled with body fluids, mostly cum, which is then used as a deadly weapon

She hit me other the head with a cumcumber.

by Ibola February 18, 2021

cucumbernimbus

A sarcastically bad mispelling of the word cumulonimbus, a type of cloud.

I hate learning about clouds. Everything's so boring. I don't have time for this cucumbernimbus bullsh*t.

by Thomas's things July 7, 2021

Salty Cucumber

Dick, Penis, Schlong, Johnson

Sylwia loved Chris' salty cucumber so much although the doctors were very concerned with the sores

by SanderVO August 17, 2016

cucumber slumber

putting a cucumber up a girls pussy or butt and then snapping it off, leaving half of the cucumber up their hole.

I gave Rachel the cucumber slumber last night.

by Hiawatha October 23, 2006

Clumbersome

A mix of clumsy and cumbersome. Some know it all at work made it up, thinking he was smart when he said...

I could barely pick up that box. I feel so clumbersome.

by Hot Kitty August 25, 2007

cucumber

a vegetable, green and elongated.

May I please have some cucumber on my salad?
Mmm...fresh cucumber is a great snack.

by salad face March 14, 2007

sea cucumber

An uncircumsized penis

Tim has a sea cucumber.

by punkrockerz420 November 1, 2007