Cuntstache

After giving oral sex to your girlfriend, wife, or mistress; one may have a 'cuntstache'. This is when the saliva or woman juice gets all over your chin and gives you a remarkably slimy goatee. This can in turn, lead to a rash or possibly herpes.

Peter: Hey dude, you met up with Linda last night?

Jimmy: Yeah man, i gave her oral...

Peter: Dude you have a rash..

Jimmy: Oh yeah, that's my cuntstache, i need to go to the doctors and check it out.

by RyanJWN November 20, 2013

cuntsock

Marks wife..

Man, my cuntsock forgot to cut the crust off my sandwhich.

by Trip August 1, 2003

Cuntstick

Another term for a dildo or other toys used for vaginal stimulation. Also can be used as an insult.

She used her cuntstick last night.
He is a right cuntstick.

by queenofawesomeness<3 November 20, 2011

Cuntcrack

hell yea, gravy, fantastic

Norm went cuntcrack to his new cd.

by Devon April 24, 2005

cuntstick

This is something you give to/ hot someone with if they are being a huge cunt. It also has written along the side "I'm a huge cunt"

Billy: God John you Dick
John: hah funny.. You don't have a cunt stick

*repeatedly hits Billy in the face with the cuntstick*

by dat_fat_cunt July 3, 2017

Cuntmachine

1. everyone
2. people who are cunts (in the sense of respect and/ or endearment) to the point of the awe of others.
3. people who are cunts (in the sense of insult) to the point of the awe of others. - Being unusually cunty
4. A machine of some sort that looks suspiciously like a cunt.
5. You.

1. See that guy, he's a real Cuntmachine...
2. You Cuntmachine!
3. You are being a real Cuntmachine today.
4. Fuck off you Cuntmachine

by Anaal Nath. October 1, 2007

cunt smack

the act of getting slapped by a “cunt”

The final movie of Spy Kids includes a young agent getting cunt smacked by a prostitute

by Pierce G, Nick C, Bryce B February 28, 2020