by Mineter4gret March 16, 2018
by JjGreen October 19, 2010
A funny lil man from MI. Known for his extraordinary skills of pleasing women with hot tongue to clit action.
AKA Funny Cunni your honey bunny, pockets always sunny :)
AKA Funny Cunni your honey bunny, pockets always sunny :)
by E-W-C January 24, 2008
Marilyn: Oh you want to do this to me? You're so great!
Alex: Yeah... well... I guess I like doin' cunnilingus... apparently...
Alex: Yeah... well... I guess I like doin' cunnilingus... apparently...
by FrankieGoes2YOURMOM September 08, 2013
The art of oral sex performed on a woman. Used in the context of 1) Something a man does to a woman while waiting for the Viagra to kick in. 2) Something a man does under duress knowing if he doesn't, she won't perform oral on him. 3) Something a bitter and twisted wife gets her husband to do not telling him she's been fucked all day by her well-hung lover and he's now eating his cum. 4) Something a man does, not wanting his wife to know he has genital warts. 5) Something "confused" women do to each other so that, when the time comes, they can train their boyfriends how to do it right.
"I know we're in the chapel, my darling, but I need to perform cunnilingus on you to remove the taste of that disgusting communion wine from my mouth"
"I can't believe your wife doesn't allow you to perform cunnilingus on her. She allowed me to do it yesterday"
"I can't believe your wife doesn't allow you to perform cunnilingus on her. She allowed me to do it yesterday"
by Doctor Phew August 14, 2011
A person who is an oral slut and has no problem or shame using someone to fill his or her hedonistic desire tank full to the top, with great oral sex. They will use and abuse, whoever they need to achieve their oral pleasure.
1. I licked that pussy so good that when I hit her with the 360 Clit Lick she went Cunnilingus Hedonist on me the rest of the relationship!
2. Bro, my tongue is so tender, and my jaw is sore, from this Cunnilingus Hedonist I’m dating.
2. Bro, my tongue is so tender, and my jaw is sore, from this Cunnilingus Hedonist I’m dating.
by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 12, 2019
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