Cube

An unimaginable amount of cringeness

Andrew is pulling that cube face and I can bear it anymore

by Frost2r March 28, 2021

Cube

A verb describing when someone uses their erect middle finger to trace a line down your neck in a sensual yet spiteful way.

"The man cubed his enemy in order to demonstrate how sexy but unobtainable he is."

by MadeInHeaven144000 February 12, 2022

cube

to be chill; since ice cube = chill, chill means to be cube

“Damn bro, are you going to Project Thunda?”

“Yeah bro, it’s going to be pretty cube.”

by AidanHair September 6, 2024

cube

An AWESOME guy who’s so cool that the other words for cool dont fit so use this one instead

Wow your SO cube

by Cubepuffball June 20, 2025

Cube Earth Society (CES)

The group of sophisticated intellectuals that believe the earth is neither flat nor round, but Cubed. They are known individually as Cube Earthers.

Some believe that all of our countries are located on different faces of the Cube. Others hypothesise that the "Earth" as we know it is only one of six flat sides, and there are five other versions of Earth that are being hidden from us.

Religious hoes believe that the earth is only 6000 years old, most of the world believe it is Billions of years old.

We know the truth... it is 7 years old.

Stay Woke.

"Greetings members of the Cube Earth Society (CES). We are calling a meeting during PE. COME THRUUU!!!!"

by IceTeaImnidas October 25, 2018

Cube Jockey

A generic office worker who spends their day in a cubicle and is most likely destined to spend the rest of their career in one. Usually have misplaced dreams of making it into an actual office with a door, but spend most of their day surfing the net and checking personal emails when the boss isn't looking. Like to complain about their job, sometimes check the want ads but NEVER do anything about it. Tend to hang out in packs by the vending machines of large office buildings.

Phil joined the insurance company 5 years ago as an assistant claims processor and has been a cube jockey ever since.

by Max Caffeine November 1, 2008

cube cruising

Similar to cube crawling, but different enough to have a distinct entry. Cube cruising is when a person spends a significant portion of the work day visiting cubes and chit-chatting about any and every thing.

Cube cruisers either have too little work to do, or they simply don't care if their low productivity causes a bottleneck in the office.

Jill began her cube cruising circuit at approximately 8:15 every morning.

by MsLi December 12, 2005