The group of sophisticated intellectuals that believe the earth is neither flat nor round, but Cubed. They are known individually as Cube Earthers.
Some believe that all of our countries are located on different faces of the Cube. Others hypothesise that the "Earth" as we know it is only one of six flat sides, and there are five other versions of Earth that are being hidden from us.
Religious hoes believe that the earth is only 6000 years old, most of the world believe it is Billions of years old.
A generic office worker who spends their day in a cubicle and is most likely destined to spend the rest of their career in one. Usually have misplaced dreams of making it into an actual office with a door, but spend most of their day surfing the net and checking personal emails when the boss isn't looking. Like to complain about their job, sometimes check the want ads but NEVER do anything about it. Tend to hang out in packs by the vending machines of large office buildings.
Phil joined the insurance company 5 years ago as an assistant claims processor and has been a cubejockey ever since.
Similar to cube crawling, but different enough to have a distinct entry. Cube cruising is when a person spends a significant portion of the workday visiting cubes and chit-chatting about any and every thing.
Cube cruisers either have too little work to do, or they simply don't care if their low productivity causes a bottleneck in the office.