crouch crickets

A type of crab or bug you get in your croutch from being a slut. Bugs that infest you vagina or penis

Man i was banging this hoe now my crouch itches and its full of crouch crickets

by Betburt77 December 26, 2017

doing the crouch

used when someone is spotted dancing in a sharp and edgy manner on dancefloor, or when a need for celebration dance - think peter crouch (england footballer)

1. OMG, that guy over there is so doing the crouch!!

2. woo i passed my exams, come on everyone do the crouch!

by loustar August 12, 2006

Cornelius Crouch

Dance made world famous by the fabulous Sal H. consisting of monkey like movements. Dance is performed best while bowling.

Planet of Apes, Dr. Cornelius is the inspiration of the Cornelius Crouch...

by sonic711 August 15, 2008

Crouch Rot

Slang for jock itch, it's like athletes foot on your balls

Dude this crouch rot really sucks

by Grumpy duck January 28, 2015

Crouch Cunt

Noun. People who crouch in the corner of the room behind the door on COD, they then jump out and shoot you in the back bc they know they can’t beat you 1v1

“Ugh, that one Crouch Cunt just ruined my 12 kill streak”

by dsowen March 26, 2020

crouch digger

It is when the digger enters the crouch at a 90 degree angle and is all up in ur business

Brittney throws a CROC at jerica and she calls her a crouch digger.

by JBrockets May 31, 2008

crouch grout

a shaven, dirty pussy/ball sack.

Jen's boyfriend noticed her crouch grout and pulled back up his pants and ran.

by penn_college_srtk March 31, 2010