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crimson twat stamp

The mark and/or odor that is left on an object after a nude menstruating woman has seated herself upon it.

Regular twat stamps are inherently all but invisible, but they may be easily detected by a person or animal with a keen sense of smell.

By contrast, crimson twat stamps are more distinctive, by both sight and odor.

see also: murder scene
Donnie's mattress looks like the aftermath of a Sex Pistols concert due to the excessive number of crimson twat stamps on it. One thing's for sure, he is not afraid of Aunt Flo.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. October 24, 2008
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King Crimson

Dude 1: Hey, how does King Crimson work?

Dude 2: It just works.
by DioBrandoIsHawt July 10, 2019
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Crimson Chin

A person that has a specially large chin. Like the super hero from the show Fairly Odd Parents.
Hey, there comes the Crimson Chin!
by SalBlue June 28, 2018
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crissy

crissy is very specail. she is somepone you can never replace, or change. yes, your crissy may have some problems, my crissy does too. but i love her anyways, me and her are ride or die! she will always be my number one. love you crissy sinclair!
crissy darling, ur so beautiful!
from, ur anonymous lover
by ur.nightmare.lover October 19, 2018
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Ol' Crimson

The name of the Washington State University (WSU) school flag that is flown on the television show: ESPN College Football Gameday (CGD).

Originally the flag was a 3 foot by 5 foot crimson colored field with a white WSU logo. In 2005 the flag size was increased to 5 foot by 6.5 feet. It has been flown on every CGD show since the middle of the 2003 college football season (including Houston 2005 -- it was there).

After each season the Ol' Crimson for that season is retired, having been autographed by all WSU fans and alummu who flew her on the shows, by the CGD show celebreties, and by other WSU sports-related people-of-note.
We saw Ol' Crimson in the crowd behind Chris Fowler on the College Gameday show last Saturday.
by Tom Pounds July 28, 2006
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Criss cross applesauce

A hand to hand combat fighting maneuver in which you yell out "Criss cross applesauce!" While simultaneously faking a right punch(criss), then a left punch(cross) culminating in a swift kick to your opponents junk (applesauce) Timing is everything in this maneuver. If executed perfectly, it is unblockable.
That asshole better shut his mouth or he's gonna get the ole criss cross applesauce!
by Mayut January 12, 2016
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Crimsonland

A addicting game!!!
what a fucking shittttt
i play Crimsonland
by pablo323123 January 3, 2010
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