crapsadent

When You eat way to much chicken chili and coconut delight at your workplace..and then you can't make it to the bathroom in time.

Karisa ate to much and then she had a crapsadent.

by KJAX1971 December 12, 2016

Crapface

A term of endearment for a person or relative that you love dearly. Like a brother or a spouse.

Why are you such a crapface?!

by Domminickotine January 13, 2019

Crapspank

When you Crap so hard it Spanks the bottom of the toilet bowl. It can sometimes make a thud in the water like a person doing a canon ball in a swing pool.

Man I just Crapspanked that toilet so hard it left permanent skid marks on the bowl!

by TDIGBY November 3, 2020

Crawlspace Cooter

Images stored in ones brain to be used later to pleasure oneself

Boy look at her in that swimsuit... Crawlspace Cooter
Or for people in Alabama: "Did you see that ewe at the livestock auction, talk about some Crawlspace Cooter."

by Ughhhhhhhjhj September 10, 2021

crappacino

A concoction to relieve constipation related to antipsychotic medications consisting of: 1) Coffee, 2) Prune juice, 3) Milk of magnesia.

Herman needed a daily crappacino with his morning dose of olanzapine otherwise he'd get plugged up and the microchips implanted behind his eyeballs would start transmitting his dreams to Amazon Prime.

by ddnnrntl April 5, 2022