child between the ages of 10 and 13 (male in gender) that ascends to the last possible branch of a tree with the sole purpose of defecating on his peers below.
"wow. he really tried to be a sneaky pot crapper up in that maple tree."
"i'd say. how'd he get up there so fast?"
"he has umbros on..."
"i'd say. how'd he get up there so fast?"
"he has umbros on..."
by grimpDOTnet April 20, 2009
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by Luis March 31, 2005
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This game is played with two people.
One willing and one not.
We will call the willing Team A
we will call non willing Team B
Team A waits for the perfect time. The busiest hour of the day where all office blocks are quite. (It is important to have from 30-100 ripped out papers available). Once there is complete quite Team A repeatedly takes out a paper and crumbles it as loudly and awkwardly as possible. Team B will either get curious or greatly annoyed by the 15th paper. Team A scoring is as follows
1 point- Team B kindly asks them to stop
2 points- Team B asks them to stop in a rather demanding tone
3 points- Team B tells them to stop.
ex: Stop!
5 points- They are warned to stop
ex: I swear to god dennis if you dont stop
7 points- They are screamed at
ex: You lousy motherfucker stop that shit!
10 points- If they are physically abused
ex: One more fucking time dennis and i'll bash your head in :reaches over and chockes team a:
Auto win: If Team B quits job
If Team A gets too 30 points they win
If Team B ignores Team A, Team B auto wins because Team A did not get any points.
If Team A gets more than no points but less than thirty nobody wins.
Hypothetically Team A always wins. Cause its cool like that.
Winner gets satisfaction.
This game is played with two people.
One willing and one not.
We will call the willing Team A
we will call non willing Team B
Team A waits for the perfect time. The busiest hour of the day where all office blocks are quite. (It is important to have from 30-100 ripped out papers available). Once there is complete quite Team A repeatedly takes out a paper and crumbles it as loudly and awkwardly as possible. Team B will either get curious or greatly annoyed by the 15th paper. Team A scoring is as follows
1 point- Team B kindly asks them to stop
2 points- Team B asks them to stop in a rather demanding tone
3 points- Team B tells them to stop.
ex: Stop!
5 points- They are warned to stop
ex: I swear to god dennis if you dont stop
7 points- They are screamed at
ex: You lousy motherfucker stop that shit!
10 points- If they are physically abused
ex: One more fucking time dennis and i'll bash your head in :reaches over and chockes team a:
Auto win: If Team B quits job
If Team A gets too 30 points they win
If Team B ignores Team A, Team B auto wins because Team A did not get any points.
If Team A gets more than no points but less than thirty nobody wins.
Hypothetically Team A always wins. Cause its cool like that.
Winner gets satisfaction.
" Stop that shit Jimmy Fuck this shit i quite"
"Haha! I jsut fucking won?"
"what?""Oh shit!""Fine man you won this time"
thats crumperture for you!
"Haha! I jsut fucking won?"
"what?""Oh shit!""Fine man you won this time"
thats crumperture for you!
by dennisd95 January 19, 2009
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by KCTT November 25, 2013
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Person 1: hey did u here what happened to Jimmy at the dance?
Person 2: no what?
Person 1: he got a boner while dancing with some chick.
Person 2: Wow i cant believe he pulled a Cramer on her!
Person 2: no what?
Person 1: he got a boner while dancing with some chick.
Person 2: Wow i cant believe he pulled a Cramer on her!
by im meeeeeeeee April 28, 2010
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An online FPS (first person shooter) player who positions himself in a way that prevents a player from leaving his beginning (spawn) area without 'dying'.
An online FPS (first person shooter) player who positions himself in a way that prevents a player from leaving his beginning (spawn) area without 'dying'.
by Anonymous July 14, 2003
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