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crackasaurus

slang for crack addict with extreme habit. someone who has an unquenchable appetite for crack cocaine.
the crackasaurus smoked 10 eightballs of crack in under 30 minutes.
by hellhoundbrewingcompany May 13, 2009
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cocklash

The act of pulling out your manhood and beating it against something to give a flesh-on-flesh slapping sound. It can be something of yours (leg, stomach), someone else (girlfriend's face) or an inanimate object (getting it out in the pub and Wapping it out onto the table)
I was running to answer the phone after having just got out the shower and gave myself a nasty case of cocklash.
by kymcleod October 17, 2003
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Crackaphobia

The fear of going to the chiropractor, that the chiropractor will break your neck in the process of adjusting you.
I had crackaphobia after listening to the noise of my friend getting adjusted.
by Awesome-opossum June 13, 2010
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crackasyn

The girl who sits at the chemistry table in front of you, whom everyone thought was a babe at one point until she turned in to a (2)Kraken.

OR

The monster that is in the pants of a (2)Kraken.
Lynn : Alisyn is such a babe.
David: not anymore, look at the moster.
Hutch: Watch out it's CRACKASYN!!!

**Explosions and screaming in back ground**
by David the Native January 11, 2009
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Crackasyn

The girl who sits at the chemistry table in front of you, whom everyone thought was a babe at one point until she turned in to a (2)Kraken.

OR

The monster that is in the pants of a (2)Kraken.
Lynn : Alisyn is such a babe.
David: not anymore, look at the monster.
Hutch: Watch out it's CRACKASYN!!!

**Explosions and screaming in back ground**
by David the Native January 12, 2009
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Cracklanta

Yo! Let's go down to Cracklanta and take in the Christmas lights display.
by Bob Benton October 11, 2007
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door crackaphobia

Fear of not having the door shut all the way.

Symptoms may include when parents or other leave your room, you get intensely annoyed when they don't shut your door all the way, and have to stop whatever you're doing to get up and make sure the door shuts until you hear the click
Is it so hard to shut the door all the way?! No one takes my Door Crackaphobia seriously
by November312 June 18, 2014
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