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Tit-Constipation

When you can feel the milk coming up to your breast but it won't come out. Similar to regular constipation but for your boobs (men can get this if they really want to).
Person 1 "I was trying to feed my baby the other day but the milk wouldn't come out"
Person 2 "Fucking hell you've got Tit-Constipation"
Person 1 "FUCK!!!"
by LiamMorgan4MVP March 2, 2015
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Retail Constipation

When you’ve worked in a retail job for so long, you’ve learned to hold back any bodily excretions that hit you mid-shift, even if you are slowly dying behind the register needing a bathroom break. Usually developed in a medium to fast paced job that demands full attention to the task at hand or in a single staffed establishment where the employee cannot leave with customers in the store alone.
After working in a shoe retail store for 5 years, I’ve developed retail constipation. Now I hardly take bathroom breaks anymore.
by Tatar Boss June 5, 2018
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Scottish constipation

When you are pooping and are on your period at the same time.
(Period poop)
Period blood as red as a scottish person's hair mixed with poop
- I got that scottish constipation it's gonna be a long night👎🏾👎🏾👎🏾
by Pushing poops July 25, 2021
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emotional constipation

the inability to express one's feelings despite a sincere effort or desire to do so
That movie was so sad it made tears well up in my eyes, but my emotional constipation was so great I couldn't bring myself to cry.
by Michael Jameson July 18, 2007
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credit card constipation

When you go on vacation and your credit card company has blocked your account from any flow of money.
Make sure you call MasterCard before you go to New Zealand, you don't want to get credit card constipation!!
by gwai mui MARTIN April 7, 2010
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constipation

When poop gets rejected by the anus, and the intestines won't let go either.
Only after constipation does one realize that diarrhea is bliss.
by Eine kleine Nachtmusik December 31, 2017
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Nasal Constipation

When one cannot sneeze, and their nose becomes plugged and itchy.
Whoa dude. Rena was totally going to sneeze but then couldn't! Guess she has nasal constipation!
by PedoSnapz December 13, 2010
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