Costco Salami

Costco is a threat to the offensive class, kinda gay for a Mexican bald dude named Carlos, he averages 14 offensive rebounds per basket. He’s 7’3 and is the worst defensive NBA player in league history.

Costco Salami is so bad at defence

by Daddy Carlos June 3, 2020

costco bear

the big bears that costco sells

Jason: Yo Paul can you order me one of those costco bears?
Paul : wtf is a costco bear

by loewkey November 26, 2016

costco bukkake

When he says, “hey, we hate everything, let’s go out,” but you both would just kinda rather die.

Accidentally swiped right and next thing I know we’re going out next Friday and I really hope she’s down for some samples and a Costco bukkake.

by Mrs. Steve Buscemi January 30, 2019

costco-ized

(verb) - purchased from Costco, therefore implying you've accomplished the task with quality and savings

"How did you make this delicious dip?"
I costco-ized it.

"Why is your freezer so packed?"
It's been costco-ized.

I've been saving money by costco-izing my gas.

"Wow! Your house looks so fabulous."
Almost everything inside was costco-ized.

by Kristilyn Atalig January 23, 2008

Costco Ho

A woman who serves her community in bulk with bargain prices.

Costco Ho in action...

Daniel: "Curtis, your momma must work for Costco."
Curtis: "Why?"
Daniel: "Cause she was giving out free samples at the street corner."

by Semoore Butts September 11, 2005

COSTCO Shirt

A type of shirt, often with a nature pattern, that is manufactured for and sold at COSTCO. Often worn by family men without much sense of style.

Phil put on his COSTCO Shirt before going for a ride in his mini-van.

by The Remster September 6, 2005

Costco High

The feeling of accomplishment you have after going to Costco. It has led to way too many messed up dinners, sports games, and camping trips.

ex. Stay away from Matt's house tonight, he's on a Costco High and decided to cook french style with the pounds of cheese and fresh fruit he bought at Costco.

by angrycostcoers July 7, 2012