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Cornholing

the secret meaning behind the song "Ride Capatin Ride" by The Blues Image. this song continues to talk about men going up to San Francisco to travel on "another shore," meaning the anus. The "Captain" is riding a mystery ship which means he is cornholing his fellow gay(sticking it up the butt that is).
"Dude, this song is about sea travel, I'm telling you."

"Shut up Kyle, its totally about a dude cornholing 73 other guys while calling his dick a Captain."
by mycockismycaptain April 27, 2009
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cornholer

1. A member of ACORN (Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now) and/or its network.

2. Any activist involved in "social justice" or "environmental justice."

3. Progressives
The cornholers are registering their pets to vote.

The rally mostly consisted of cornholers protesting SUVs.

Cornholers are leftist, socialist, liberal progressives with both communist and fascist tendencies.
by It's on. March 2, 2010
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cornholicate

Dude, if she's afraid of getting prgnant you can always cornholicate!
by Jamaram January 23, 2010
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Cornhole

An activity popularized by the University of Kentucky "greek" community. This game, which requires little control over one's physical faculties yet apparently takes years of intense dedication to perfect, consists of attempting to throw a small bean bag into a hole sawed into the center of a wooden plank, elevated at a slight angle above the ground. The uniform for play consists of overpriced khaki shorts and pastel-colored shirt. Cornhole only occurs at temperatures above 62.7 degrees Farenheit.
Frat Guy 1: Damn it's nice outside

Frat Guy 2: Let's play cornhole
by Nickeljizz500 April 28, 2006
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Cornhole

1. Another word for the asshole or anus.

2. The act of shoving a warm, buttery cob of corn up the anus and treating it as a dildo.
3. A hole that has been punctured into a cob of corn.
Come'eer and let me jam this thick cob o' corn up yer stubborn cornhole, darling.
by Cheeto Dust December 22, 2015
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Cornhole

Derek: hey brian can i tell you a secret?

Ryan: sure, what?

Derek: brian and i had anal...

Ryan: BRIAN CRONHOLED YOU?!

Derek: yes he did cornhole me and it felt great
by McBitchin44 April 6, 2011
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