Cardboard Coffin

Noun. The cardboard box that Microsoft sends to Xbox 360 owners, used to mail the Xbox 360 to a repair center safely and back.

My 360 broke so I had to call and get a Cardboard Coffin.

by InitialDeer October 8, 2008

cardboard sliding

the act of using a flattened cardboard box to slide places; i.e., down hills, down stairs.

He didn't need a skateboard or sled, he could go cardboard sliding down the hill on that box the new washer came in.

by helen1929 January 28, 2013

Cardboard-Poostick

An emergency makeshift device, made of cardboard, to push a giant turd around the u-bend.

“What are you doing to that pizza box?”
“I’ve blocked the shitter so I’m making a cardboard-poostick!”

by Lady Shitcakes October 15, 2017

Cardboard dog

A shriveled up dick. Used as an insult more than literally

Tom: Shut the fuck up Izzy you cardboard dog I hate you
Izzy: WTF!????!?!!!!!

by Tomcablehater2 August 3, 2020

Alabama cardboard

When you give birth to twins on a sheet of cardboard. Then your vagina flaps become stiff and brown like cardboard.

The man of the house can not have sexual relations with his wife due to her Alabama cardboard.

by 5dorra October 12, 2016

cardboard

A word used to describe a person who is bland, boring and/or stiff. Someone who shows no facial expressions and often times has no reaction to anything. Usually, Cardboards don Canada Goose jackets, wear their jeans around their ankles and peruse of the word "SWAGGA" excessively.

Troll 1: That guy is such a cardboard.
Troll 2: I know, I've never seen anyone as bland and expressionless as him.

by Troll1234567890 January 13, 2011

cardboard condom

a makeshift condom used in desperate situations, or when either party is allergic to latex
feel free to decorate with sequins, glitter, or family photos

Caitlin bought Sophie a cardboard condom because she is allergic to latex

by jubilategang December 22, 2008