Contortion

The art of bending. It requires a lot of stretching. Some contortion may be seen in the sport of gymnastics. A person that does contortion is called a contortionist.

Mom: catches daughter (Molly) stretching. " You should do contortion, you are very flexible."

Molly: " That would be fun!"

by Monnikah July 26, 2017

queer's consort

Noun, a woman a gay man kisses when drunk. The partner of a queen but not a king. Thus a consort

She fancies herself as a fag hag, but she doesn't have the natural flair. She's more of a queer's consort

by Princess Buddah November 19, 2013

contarton

a contarton is a cross between a container and a carton.
it brought some great laughs at lunch the other day, the word slipped out, now it's certified!

by Anonymous April 2, 2003

Contortionist James

Contortionist James (born Troy James) is a contortionist knows for his appearances on Australia’s Got Talent.

Contortionist James does cocaine with Miss Beaudry in the dryer

by Jizzelle Booty July 20, 2020

royal consort

A royal consort is a woman who is used for sexual gratification among a royal family a person who is matted with frequently for the mans pleasure the woman’s enjoyment and in fact her wants and needs are completely irrelevant it is only the man who is using her body to achieve orgasm that matters

King Louis really liked the appearance of Sara so commanded her family to give her to him to be used as his royal consort whenever he was horny

by Chauvinisticbastard December 3, 2021

ConnorTGG

a person with a personality disorder manifesting itself in extreme antisocial attitudes and behavior and a lack of conscience.

"Brian is such a ConnorTGG"
"Yeah, he really is!"

by Affe Furz April 1, 2019

Contortionasst

A person with the capability of being flexible in performing different positions while having sex.

"My girl and I had amazing sex, knowing the fact that she is a pro contortionasst in bed"

by Jugulator May 12, 2014