Cunsultation

Having to have a polite meeting to tell some cunt what's up.

Dentist: Who do I have for my next consultation?
Non gender specific assistant: That Karen cunt who won't wear a mask.
Dentist: Charge it as a cunsultation then, add $50 to her bill.

by Sir Geish of Blumkin July 21, 2020

consuction

when your penis or area around it is bruised from heavy amounts of sucking.

After seeing the doctor, he diagnosed me with consuction. I'll never forget that night, it was so freaky.

by owner med February 3, 2022

Consluttion Crew

A group (2 or more) of skilled workers hired for construction, who wear skimpy outfits and spend more time talking about riding members and filling their holes than they do hanging drywall and laying floors!

It’s taking these guys two weeks to drywall my half bath, turns out they’re a consluttion crew.

by The Warden AM May 19, 2022

Hollywood Consultant

A functional consultant who through the liberal use of Blue Steel and Magnum mesmerize their clients into believing that they are consistently hard at work when actually the opposite is true. This also applies to their extreme ability to a speak convincingly about their supposed field of expertise while in fact knowing the bare minimum possible. Such consultants can usually be visually identified by their high level of metrosexuality, use of cuticle cream and belief that they are "professionally good looking".

That lead consultant always talks like he knows his stuff, but he doesn't even know how to long into the system and needs to use a reference book to find stuff. He should get the Academy award for best actor for "Best Portrayal of a Consultant on an Implementation"... what a Hollywood Consultant.

by Technical Consultant October 22, 2010

Conslutant

Consultants who sell their services to any taker for the right price. Usually with promises to customise specs based on their needs. Can also refer to a consulting company.

Can also be used as a verb.

To conslut: sell solutions that are usually cut and paste to as many companies as possible.

Ave: So what're you doing these days?
Ben: Back to being a conslutant
Ave: Oh?
Ben: We just sold the same project to 5 different companies.

I'm recycling so much material for the next few projects, it's just consluting.

by ylisa September 28, 2009

energy consulting

The First Rule of Energy Consulting is you do not talk about Energy Consulting.

by Anonymous April 1, 2003

consuite

Hospitality room at a con

Where's the consuite so I can get some food

by thutt312 December 30, 2007