connored

connored is when you receive the almighty Connor penis and cant walk right for days after.

Amy look over there, why's that girl walking funny?
"well susan, it looks like she's been connored good and proper"

by Hujanikkabollakov June 20, 2016

Connored

To feel dizzy- to feel Nausea

I am feeling very Connored right now

by ANoynoymeouse May 30, 2018

Connored

Becoming mentally and physically retarded after only taking a small amount of drugs but pretending everything is fine.

Farkkkkk cunt, I got absoluty connored yesterday while Joe was munted.

by Jgav April 23, 2020

Confirned

Being simultaneously confused and concerned.

Person 1: I'm a cannibalistic hamster
Person 2: What? I'm confirned.

by CaptainRose#8571 October 31, 2021

Conjointed

It means mostly anything you really want however it's mostly angry or confused

"I'm feeling conjointed about this essay"

by Eheaton05 June 25, 2022

concxrned

A simple guy that cannot catch a break because people on social media keep attacking him verbally when he does nothing wrong. He knows that these same people would never pull up to settle something, so he just moves past it. Coincidentally, Spaz(z) keeps talking about how the guy’s head looks like little bill. But Spaz(z) will NEVER in HIS LIFE pull up and settle the problem like a man. He backs down from every challenge made. What a loner

That dude spazz always talking crazy but wouldn’t hurt a fly in real life and is always very concxrned with other people besides himself

by edit3k July 2, 2022

Conjured

- Whitewater kayaking term, to have something bad happen, To get beat down, violated, have a bad time, get your shit rocked. But applicable to pretty much anything bad happening.

- To be trapped in a relationship that robs you of your earthly passions, hobby’s and friends.

“I got conjured in Crunch today and swam out of that demented hole on river left after the Boof”

“My friend is totally conjured by his girl, he isn’t even kayaking anymore.”

“I got conjured on my drive up to Squamish yesterday in Seattle traffic”

by Osama Ben McKenzie July 19, 2024