Confused

A highly offensive term for bisexual people. It's just as offensive as calling a homosexual the "F-A word"

Jerk: "That guy is making out with another guy, he's under 18 so he must be confused"

by Tahoejunkie May 3, 2008

Confused Clucker

An act in which you insert a chicken egg inside a woman's vagina, allowing it to incubate until it, with any luck, hatches.

Mr. Davidson gave Suzie the Confused Clucker as an extra credit project. I heard he was fired.

by Frank West August 28, 2006

confussed

1. A simultaneous feeling of confusion and fussiness.
2. Confusion or a lack of understanding regarding a subject that causes fussiness.

When we have a lot to do on the weekend or in the evening, my girlfriend often gets confussed.

by gabef September 15, 2007

confuser

the term for a computer used by someone who has trouble using them.

"how do you turn the confuser off? do i just pull the plug out of the wall?"

by el_ectra May 27, 2007

Confused Matthew

One incredibly pretentious and untalented film reviewer that keeps making boring videos only to complain about movies that he don´t like but other people enjoyed. His videos are incredibly boring and tedious, and all of them are a complete waste of time. Just like Urban Dictionary.

Man, I rather rub my eyes with onions rather than watch any of those shitty videos made by Confused Matthew.

by amaurysvp01 January 10, 2011

Dazed and Confused

1.) A really funny movie about teenagers on the last day of school in the 70's.

2.) An amazing Led Zeppelin song.

Dazed and Confused the movie was written and directed by Richard Linklater. The song is by Led Zeppelin.

by tenaciousd6936 August 19, 2006

Confuser

A confuser is someone who you are attracted to despite not usually fancying someone of that gender

Dave: I usually like girls but I do have a bit of a thing for Johnny Depp
Hazel: Oh, he's your confuser. Mine is Drew Barrymore

by badbumblebee March 9, 2010