Confuckeled

Con fucking fused. Being in the state of not in your mind.

I'm so confuckeled right now!

by Jesse O'Hagan May 7, 2008

confuckled

confused and fucked(screwed,doomed) at the same time

I was so confuckled on the final exam all becuase i didnt study and i screwed around in class.

by undyingobsession July 26, 2005

confuckled

totally confused person

he is a confuckled moron

by nina gomez September 17, 2008

confuckdercated

it comes from the word confussed and fucked its really just being confused and a bit fucked up

damn this life it has me all confuckdercated

by edward July 19, 2004

conducted

To have set something alight. Used amongst professional pyromaniac.

"Hey man, (slobbers), I just conducted a small pigeon!"
"That's nothing! The other day I conducted some guy's hairdo right after I skooged him!"

by Alex Quantashassle June 22, 2005

confukted

1) Something that is both confusing and fucked up at the same time, beyond the normal range of such. 2) The feeling of being confused and fucked up at the same time.

"Dude, he's totally going out with his ex-girlfriend's ex-husaband's ex-girlfriend since she dumped him for her ex-huband who knocked her up while they were dating. That's confukted!" "A gallon of hunch punch later, Bill was confukted."

by Second Michael May 29, 2007

Confuckled

When you walk into a room and forget why you did.

"Why did I come into the kitchen again? What did I want? Damn, I'm confuckled."

by Number12 October 10, 2012