After washing your face in the men's room, you discover there are no towels, requiring you to use toilet paper which leaves bits of tissue behind.
by NCarts July 13, 2018
Get the Face Confettimug. Party riot ammo, probably from Irish mob violence in the 19th century when they were considered the lowest rung on the ladder, above slaves.
" Damn near killed by a mob of crackers throwin' Irish confetti." (Judas and the Black Messiah, 2021)
by Pincetti June 8, 2021
Get the Irish confettimug. 1) After the Patriots victory in Super Bowl XLIX, some Seahawks fans celebrated with brain confetti.
2) reporter: "Tom, I'm standing here at the scene of a very violent car crash. One of the drivers didn't make it as brain confetti started to pour down. Tom, back to you."
2) reporter: "Tom, I'm standing here at the scene of a very violent car crash. One of the drivers didn't make it as brain confetti started to pour down. Tom, back to you."
by Metal munchies February 18, 2015
Get the Brain Confettimug. by dayvross August 25, 2018
Get the confetti dickmug. Despite trusting the process, I maintain that people of Urban Dictionary should refine or continue to redefine the term "premature confetti."
by SacredAggressionFree June 3, 2018
Get the premature confettimug. An explosive Shart rich in texture. This happens to people with hi-fiber diets. Bonus for identifiable matter I.E. corn, peanuts, carrots, peas, rubber bands etc.
During my juicing cleanse I Sharted in the shower spraying the wall with Ass-confetti. My wife couldn't understand why there was corn in the drain.
by Nixtime March 23, 2017
Get the Ass-Confettimug. When you're depressed or otherwise upset and you cope by tearing something to shreds, therefore making confetti
by Ailim October 26, 2017
Get the depression confettimug.