Glorious Exposition Comrade

A more classy version of "Cool story bro" usually used with Russian he-man picture for connotation.

person 1: Herp derp derp derpy herp de derp...

Person 2: *Weilding thumbs up* Glorious Exposition Comrade!

by The Russian Syndicate December 8, 2010

enthralling tale comrade

A variation of "cool story, bro" which acts to serve as the ultimate shutdown to stories the storyteller of which thinks is super awesome, but is actually wasting everyone's time because no one cares. These stories can be heard IRL, or seen often on WoW forums or 4chan.

"HEY MAN I WAS PLAYING EVE ONLINE YESTERDAY AND I JUMPED OFF TEH SHIP TO THE GROUND BUT THEN I GOT BARRICADED BY TONS OF OTHER ENEMY DUDES AND THEY ALL CAME RUSHING AT ME LIKE A ZERGRUSH FROM STARCRAFT HOLY FUCK WHAT AN ADRENALINE RUSH"

"Enthralling tale comrade."

by Brobeck May 23, 2009

Fellow Comrades

People who betray you someday and don't actually like you and you don't actually like them

Fuck you guys

I totally enjoy the company of my Fellow Comrades

by NotSpuuder November 23, 2018

Comrade Big Black

American citizen / fake Russian spy. Assists Comrade Ghost in black op missions in various locations. Only operates during the night as to blend in with surroundings. Has sketchy Russian accent but is one of the best insurgents in the R.O.X.T. (Russian Operations X Team). Very intelligent and can dwell in the minds of enemies for days.

Comrade Big Black is coming.

How can you tell?

See the dark figure moving closer? That's her.

by G.T.X. May 16, 2011

comrade

Someone who says this is either a russian or an attack on titan fan

Russian: Hello comrade

Aot fan: *gets crippling depression from the memories of their favorite character dying*

by Agent Plug-N-Play August 23, 2021

Road comrade

When you are on the bus and get stopped at a red light, and another bus pulls up in the lane next to you. The driver is a road comrade, and your driver will salute them in respect, and if you are lucky, will start speaking fluent Russian. Witnessing the interaction between a bus driver and a road comrade is said to bring about joyous and happy times to come.

As the bus stopped at the pedestrian crossing, my bus driver saluted a pulled up road comrade with a few Russian phrases before continuing on his way.

by Vladimir Gluten June 27, 2021

Comrade Kamala

Kamala Harris is the highest ranking official who doesn't officially have dementia yet her cognitive ability is worse than Crooked Joe Biden's. Harris is an original marxist prosecutor who got 0 votes in the primary but was installed by the fascists, communists, and globalists who comprise the democrat party elite. Her low IQ is probably one of the reasons she is easy to control by the marxists, but that doesn't mean that she is any less dangerous. Comrade Kamala and her handlers are weaponizing government to persecute political opponents like President Trump. Border Czar Kamala also caused the invasion of 11 million illegal aliens. You would think that this would be widely condemned nation-wide but the average far-left lunatic actually cheers for her destruction of America. We need Trump back in office ASAP.

Comrade Kamala and the gun grabbers, globalists, looters, criminals, terrorists, illegal aliens, blue-haired mental patients, and pedophiles who support her collectively turned America into a third-world banana republic.

by bruh 🙂 August 30, 2024