Forgetting where one's car is parked on a daily basis as a result of the monotony of college commuter life.
College student 1: Where the hell did I park my car?
College student 2: Commuter hypnosis setting in?
College student 2: Commuter hypnosis setting in?
by Adelphian January 26, 2014
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1. A person who spreads bullshit about others.
2. Also used to describe someone who is full of shit.
1. A person who spreads bullshit about others.
2. Also used to describe someone who is full of shit.
Frank told Stacey, due to the election, he is moving to Canada. But everyone knows Frank is a commonure.
by Whipetgood November 25, 2016
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(noun/phrase) Fictitious phrase used by many hos and players alike on unsuspecting boyfriend/girlfriend types in an attempt to have them believe they and the subject telling them such are in a special type of relationship that involves love, respect, and many other ideals often akin to the beliefs of a fool or fucking idiot. To believe in the existence of such should warrant a careful examination in regards to the mind of the person believing such ludicrous tales.
Betsy couldn't believe he fell for it. She put it out there as a goof, but that dumb fuck Nikki bought it and didn't ask for the receipt. "Committed monogamous relationship", I'm telling ya, Betsy laughed to herself...."and when you find a unicorn, why just tell that stallion to come on over here to Momma so that he might put that horn in my gooey honey hole, and he measures up enough Momma here gonna put that magic horn in her ass next. Yessir, but don't forget the cocaine, honey".
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by CJ Ornelas January 6, 2006
Get the On the committee mug.The Itty Bitty Titty Committee is the group of women with tiny breasts. If you're an A cup or under, you're a part of the Itty Bitty Comitee.
Alannah: Hey guys, guess what? I'm not a part of The Itty Bitty Titty Committee anymore!
Kira: Congrats, Alannah!
Kira: Congrats, Alannah!
by Rhoswen May 31, 2010
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Guy 1: hey look at that flat girl over there!
Guy 2:pshh her boobs are sloping inward or some shit that's crazy!
Guy 3: Yea she's definitely part of the no tittie committee!
Guy 2: fuck, she's the president of dat shit!
Guy 2:pshh her boobs are sloping inward or some shit that's crazy!
Guy 3: Yea she's definitely part of the no tittie committee!
Guy 2: fuck, she's the president of dat shit!
by Double D1021 August 28, 2014
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A great deal of these posters are unemployed,still living at home or in the basement.They are slovenly looking with scraggly beards and out of shape,distrusting of the government and usually spend their pathetic existences consuming energy drinks,cunsuming prescription drugs and toggling from playing Xbox to posting disgusting comments on youtube.
A great deal of these posters are unemployed,still living at home or in the basement.They are slovenly looking with scraggly beards and out of shape,distrusting of the government and usually spend their pathetic existences consuming energy drinks,cunsuming prescription drugs and toggling from playing Xbox to posting disgusting comments on youtube.
by Ratherfish June 9, 2014
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