Commiliated

When you’re humiliated, but you’re also a lazy dog named Charlie.

Charlie does nothing but sleep. “I’m soooo commiliated.”

by Jbomb314 March 12, 2021

Commiliated

When you’re a lazy dog named and your sleep has been interrupted.

I can’t believe I was woken up from my slumber. I’m soooo commiliated right now.

by Jbomb314 March 15, 2021

compiler

a stupid barrier between you and your latest project, shouting errors at you for no apparent reason, until you realise you haven't forwardly declared a function before the function that calls it 4 hours later.

the compiler is taking fucking hours

by Bootyslappa December 27, 2021

comalding

the ack of coping and malding at the same time

he's comalding

by steve jobs the waifu slayer April 11, 2022

Compilephobia

Fear of compiling computer software from source code, and finding comfort in downloading pre-bulit binaries.

Friend: You're really good with Arch Linux, maybe it's time to try Gentoo.
Me: No way bro, I have compilephobia.

by Vuldo October 12, 2022

Cock comains

Cock comains is a very funny forneau who lives for “bember” “shup matt” and “I doubt it”. He is a very good clint jermains. Things he hates (Mayo, Cheese, shrimp, any type of “white sauce” and annoying songs.

Omg did you eat mayo “cock comains” would hate that

by romanahhys September 18, 2022

pulling a comai

when a person can't find money to pay the hooker with and proceeds to look for change

Dan spent all of his money on cocaine, so he ended up pulling a comai when he was done with his hooker.

by al-xander b.east May 22, 2008