collateral

a bullshit project they make you do at townsend harris high school that kills all your time and is absolutely useless.

Mr. Babstock gave us the stupid collateral to do, its due tomorrow and i haven't started.

by Lizbitch October 19, 2011

Friend Collateral

"Borrowing" a persons possession during a get together or sleepover, and then holding it randsom so they still remain friends with said "borrower".

Henry: "Hey Jake could I have my Zelda:Twilight Princess back, I think I left it at your house last week".
Jake: "Sure, I'll bring it in tommorow"
3 weeks later......
Henry: "Hey thanks,Mike, for selling me your Zelda:Twilight Princess for 20 bucks".
Jake: "Wait, you wanted that back? Why didn't you ask"?
Henry: "..............damn friend collateral"

by Robdar102 January 1, 2008

friend collateral

"Borrowing" someones possesions at a sleepover or get-together and then keeping the item for a long period of time in hopes to remain friends with the group the item was "borrowed" from.

Jake is holding Henry's Zelda: Twighlight Princess for randsom in hopes to remain friends with the group, talk about friend collateral

by Robert Segrin January 4, 2008

colateral damage

Dead, poor, third-world childern, at the hands of rich first-world politicians.

georgew: We should be able to take over in Iraq without too much colateral damage.

by daDebil February 29, 2004

collateral

1. Additional, coinciding, occurring at the same time, secondary.
2. Killed babies

civ. They've bombarded a hospital, and killed a dozen babies.
media A hostile facility was attacked, small collateral damage has been reported.

by Maangras May 23, 2009

Collateral divorcage

Harm done to innocent bystanders by the explosive dissolution of a long-term relationship.

My friendship with Naomi didn't survive the split between Mary and me. She was collateral divorcage.

by Dictionnaire Diabolique September 15, 2017

Collateral Flow

The fallout from a positive lateral flow COVID test. Collateral flow can range from frantically calling restaurants, bars, friends and family to alert them of your result, hiding yourself away and getting people to do your food shopping, or to doing not an awful lot. The latter likely would not apply if you're not bothered for COVID, then there is no collateral damage.

"Having COVID sucked, but what was worse was dealing with the collateral flow."

"I tested positive on Monday, and have been dealing with the collateral flow all day today."

by Sandyminge March 30, 2022