pina colada

"oMg gUyS iT tAsTeS lIkE pInA cOlAdA" -@tiktok

this pina colada quote is from tiktok, you either get it or you don't

by tiktokqween February 27, 2019

Pina Colada

A drink you make for your girlfriend so that she can drink it while you bury your face between her legs.

Would you like a "Pina Colada" tonight?

Or

"Last night, Heath made me a Pina Colada."
"Really?"
"Yes, and he went down on me while I drank it..."
"Wow!"

by Sheepus Minimus March 13, 2010

penis colada

a regular pena colada, with a little extra jazz...

jizztini, drunk sperm, use you imagination, penis colada

by yornocgunnawrybatit January 14, 2010

Coochie Colada

When you get a rubber band and wrap it around a camel toe tight, put a straw in the middle and rub clit while you slurp.

pussy drink camel toe rubber coochie Coochie Colada

by Mr. Black Jack December 13, 2010

pina colada

The semen and juices left on the dick, ass, and wherever from a polynesian piledriver

Nick: Man I fucked the hell out of that sluth earlier

Brian: Did you give her the polnesian piledriver?

Nick: Yeah she had pina colada running down her legs when I kicked her out!

by Double Bs May 6, 2008

cockadactyl

once thought to be extinct, this rare specie of penebestia is unique in the fact that its body is composed of a human sexual organ but retains its ability to fly with its dinosaur-like wings.

"Damn, shorty was so easy she coulda been a cockadactyl caretaker"

"His shit was so nasty it was identified as a cockadactyl and confiscated to a repopulation program"

by Z3000 February 15, 2007

Penis colada

pina colada but with added cum.

jennings asked for a pina colada, but he didnt realise the waiter was partially deaf.

by masterofrpg March 12, 2004