Coconut 

A Schwarzé trying to be white.

My name is Gupta Singh but you call me Bobby. (innit)

Coconut by Gupta Singh July 15, 2003

coconut 

a term used to describe someone of hawaiian descent who braids coconut fibers into rope for the huts.

ooooooooo coconut coconut!!!!!!

coconut by lebjew November 29, 2006

coconut 

A synonym for the female bottom. Typically used to describe a nicely muscled or rounded bottom.

I'm gonna get wit dat sweetie tonight and crack that coconut.

coconut by Phizil August 28, 2003

Coconut 

A burnett who has often blonde moments

Girl 1: did she just ask what tuna is?
Girl 2: Yeah she is such a blonde, but wait she has brown hair
Girl 1: yeah shes a coconut
Girl 2: oh yeah haha

Coconut by Coconutcassie August 24, 2008

Coconut 

A derogatory term used in Australasia for people from the Polynesian islands. Particularly Tonga and Samoa.

Hes a coconut, hes from Tonga

Coconut by shooter_78 January 21, 2011

Coconut 

An action of using your palm to hit someone's head.

That guy looks like a bird, let's go and coconut him.

Coconut by Maslin September 2, 2003

coconut 

The act of hitting someone ontop of their head, then saying Coconut out loud. Must be done when the is not expecting it or is just being an asshole

Jimmy just gave tommy a damn good coconut for spitting in his milk

coconut by Konrad April 10, 2005