by B-Unit December 08, 2003
Opposite of a Wingman. A person who deliberately gets in your way of scoring in attempt of them getting laid by the same lady you are going for. A player hater who won't let you get back on third base by blocking and gets you out of the game. somemone who has less of a chance of getting laid by the same lady and still decides to block you from getting laid as well.
In a room are two people engaging foreplay and the cockblocker walks in the room and physically gets inbetween the two partners preventing them from further foreplay/intercourse. I got cockblocked! partly due to hating on a player.
by Clinton Ziza Smith April 27, 2006
While I was having sex with my girlfriend, Bob cockblocked me by breaking into my room and throwing a wet paper towel at my face.
by KillaKinz March 01, 2009
by blank June 10, 2003
Someone who blocks you online and then cowardly addresses a reply post that you can’t see or reply to
Hey, I can only assume you can’t see Jim’s reply to you on my timeline cause you didn’t reply to that weak ass shit with another bitch slap. He’s such a cockblocker. So predictable...
by Bam2it September 17, 2020
i hate you, you fucking cockblocker
by G3orgy100 January 28, 2010
1. One who socially gets between one or more potential couples. 2. A male who prevents another from getting laid by socially getting in the way.
1. I was right about to ask for her number, and then your cockblocking ass had to tell your stupid drunk story.
2. I was about to take her home, and then you had to make the remark about the old cheeseburger under the seat in my car, you damn cockblocker!
2. I was about to take her home, and then you had to make the remark about the old cheeseburger under the seat in my car, you damn cockblocker!
by theunknowngl October 17, 2004