an old lady vagina ; warn out and out of juice from many years of “experience”/ encounters with male genitals.
by Southernjaggoff February 29, 2020
Get the Soggy Cobbler mug.A kitchen worker that possesses no useful skills and is considered absolute rock bottom in the culinary field. This person is not deserving of the term shoemaker. A cobbler is characterized by frequent burning of foods, tasteless end products, unsightly plated entrees, poor sanitation practices, and a general sense of worthlessness.
Chef 1: "Did you taste that garbage Philly put out for the reception?"
Chef 2: "Yes, unfortunately. Apparently, the best he could muster."
Chef 3: "Poor bastard thinks he's a Chef; just a cobbler after all."
Chef 2: "Yes, unfortunately. Apparently, the best he could muster."
Chef 3: "Poor bastard thinks he's a Chef; just a cobbler after all."
by Hobo2 September 24, 2008
Get the cobbler mug.That there is a very cobblesome base!
by Pokeymarmot7168 July 5, 2022
Get the Cobblesome mug.Stretching the womans anus from anal sex, then puking inside of her asshole, then topping it off with jizzing inside also to complete the combo creating the cobbler effect.
by like a little blowjob April 3, 2008
Get the The Boston Cobbler mug.The act of being stupid enough to take a pill from a clearly mal-intended Bill Cosby, who may suspiciously invite you to a party where you're the only other person, or his suite, and offer you a pill and/or drink, then force his penis into your mouth/vagina. The victim of a Cosby will most likely wake up during the ordeal, at which point they leave, realize they're alone and covered in Cosby semen, or most likely wake up to him telling them they drank too much whilst putting his pants back on.
"There was a knock at the door, and it was Cosby, who she says walked in and said he was impressed with her work and "implied that he was going to see to it that I will become a major star through his direction."
“Suddenly Cosby approached me and took out his penis, which was now in the line of my face and pressed up against it,” she said. "He took his hands and put them on the back of my head and forced his penis in my mouth, saying, ‘Have a taste of this. It will do you good in so many ways.’” Before walking out of the green room, Moritz recalls Cosby saying to her: "Now you don't want to upset me and the plans for your future, do you?"
Bitch got Cosbied.
“Suddenly Cosby approached me and took out his penis, which was now in the line of my face and pressed up against it,” she said. "He took his hands and put them on the back of my head and forced his penis in my mouth, saying, ‘Have a taste of this. It will do you good in so many ways.’” Before walking out of the green room, Moritz recalls Cosby saying to her: "Now you don't want to upset me and the plans for your future, do you?"
Bitch got Cosbied.
by JayDh89 November 22, 2014
Get the Cosbied mug.Per Better Call Saul 2.2, it's when a fully dressed man sits in pie and squirms around. If he produces tears, it's a special crybaby squat. It's art, and there is a costume involved.
by Scarlett Vale August 24, 2016
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