Shovel coal

Put it in a man's pooper

From Arrested Development:

"Do you Boys know how to shovel coal?"

To a bunch of gay dancers

"Nods"

by Annyong11 December 23, 2008

coal hauler

A white chick that dates only a nigger and completely supports him financially, pays his rent, drives him everywhere, does his laundry, pays for his drugs, all because the nigger is to lazy to make his own way in this World.

Man, Heather is a fuckin' coal hauler and she does everything for Kelvin, that big, fat, lazy assed nigger!!

by herolin December 28, 2005

ass coal

That piece of shit that you cant get out of your ass hairs.

I had to wipe that ass coal for 20 min just to put my underwear back on.

I was going to lick that bitches butt,until i noticed that ass coal

by atime January 16, 2009

Clean Coal

See Oxymoron

My uncle has black lung after working at Clean Coal power plant.

by Int3rw3bsguy July 30, 2012

burn coal

To have sex with a black girl.

I can't wait to burn coal tonight.

by Dave likes coal June 15, 2007

coal hauler

One white rtraditional fat chick who digs the dark (coal) meat.

That chick won't dig you man, she is a coal hauler.

by JMD December 7, 2004

Coal hauler

A white girl who gets pregnant by only black man whose children will turn out to be the color of coal

Did y’all hear about Britney she got pregnant by Tyrone Now she’s a coal hauler

by Usudyeiw July 16, 2018