Closeted Erectosexual

When you get a massive amount of dog mud on your frontal and eternal.

Sam: Darnley get off of me you’re covered in dog mud!
Jackson: Darnley is honestly such a closeted erectosexual.

by Poopassjackson June 28, 2018

closetier

someone who is still in the closet but acts straight as to not be seen as bi or gay because they are too scared to come out in fear of being rejected.

ella: i really just want a bf!!
aiden: ur such a closetier.
ella: i am not!
aiden: yes, u are.

by enby bitch July 13, 2020

closetedkurapika

A person who postes factional shit and is always complaining. They are very funny tho this motherfuckers account is dedicated solely to kurapika

have you seen closetedkurapika's new post today?

by killuaschocorobos March 26, 2021

closetedkurapika

closetedkurapika is a tiktok account who’s literally obsessed with kurapika that it’s kinda scary. They’re a really underrated tiktok account too 💐

closetedkurapika is super swag 🤳

by kurapikaslovebot. March 26, 2021

Closeted

A girl who goes to an all girls school and calls girls bi when she is bi herself. She refuses to admit it so takes it out on some innocent civilian.

A is closeted

by Edgardavis22 April 10, 2021

closeted introvert

A person who defines themselves as an introvert but everyone views them as an extrovert or, a person who hates socialising but does it anyways for reasons like people pleasing or social anxiety

Them: you’re such an extrovert you talk to so many people
Me: nah I hate talking to people but I do it cause I’m a people pleaser

Them: oh so you’re a closeted introvert

by oops it’s spooks September 29, 2021

closeted

you.

you are so closeted.

by wilder242 August 9, 2022