clopfic 

Sexually explicit My Little Pony fanfic.

I just finished reading this Applejack/Fluttershy clopfic, and I'm not entirely okay with how much I liked it.

clopfic by clopclopclop April 28, 2011

clopen 

Clopen is the act of closing at work one day and opening the next day.

Dude, Monday and Tuesday are gonna suck because I have to pull a clopen. I'm off at midnight and have to be back in at 8.

clopen by JK651 January 9, 2007

clopen 

In retail closing shifts often end between 9 and midnight and opening shifts start between 7 and 9 am. A clopen is a portmanteau of closing one night and then opening the next morning, thus having as little as eight hours to eat, sleep, and shower between shifts. Depending on the kind of retail and the hours involved, clopens can be a mild annoyance or a brutal test of human endurance.

I'd love to hang out tomorrow night, but I'm clopening, so I won't get home until midnight and then need to be up at six am~

clopen by DexRicon July 7, 2009

Gettin''Clopped 

The act of pouring hotsauce in your eyes in an attempt to get the powers of "Cyclops" from X-men

They were gettin''clopped behind the bleachers at yesterday. Do you think the xmen will take them?

Gettin''Clopped by AH_dictionary November 16, 2019

clopening 

When a singular individual closes the store, and opens it the following morning.

Will skimped on the closing notes, since he was clopening.

clopening by gobbledygook May 17, 2008

Clophokitos 

It's someone who can metaphorically weave himself into weird situations.

Especially if he is participating in environment with extreme environmental phenomena, natural disasters and distressing situations.

Also can be used with an indirect and metaphorical semiology for psychological obstacles of every day life.

I was coming down the hill, trampling in the snow, like a clophokitos!

Clophokitos by r0b0tak0s October 17, 2021

clopsexual 

Literally beastiality.... The Bronies who want to have sexual relations with My little Pony Characters. Creepy as hell, but it's a real sexuality according to the apparent 30-60 thousand clopsexuals.

(No offence but fucking Ponies is beastiality and that's fucked up)

Son: Mom, Dad, I'm Clopsexual....
Mom: What?
Son: Clopsexual
Dad: Well... That's beastiality/
Son: JUST ACCEPT ME!!!! (storms out)

clopsexual by lwils April 8, 2016