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Clive Handforth is a character that appears in LittleBigPlanet 2 and in LittleBigPlanet 3: The Journey Home. He is the Creator Curator of The Factory Of A Better Tomorrow. Clive owned The Factory of a Better Tomorrow, a place where he and his co-workers printed calendars and built huge spaceships. Things were rather well for them until the factory was invaded by The Negativitron. He is first seen in a portrait in Da Vinci‘s Hideout, which depicts him with Avalon Centrifuge and Dr. Herbert Higginbotham graduating from school. When the player arrives in The Factory Of A Better Tomorrow, he is seen sitting in a can, and then proceeds to tell the player how he ended up in the situation he is in. He then tells the player to rescue all of the Sackbots held captive. Aiding Sackboy and making him company through most of The Factory Of A Better Tomorrow, and then joins him in his trip to Avalonia. When Huge Spaceship crash lands on Avalonia, Clive is sent by The Alliance to go with the player to Eve's Asylum to find Dr. Higginbotham. Soon, he meets up with the rest of The Alliance and joins amongst them to defeat The Negativitron. As creativity is welcomed back to the imagisphere, he and the rest of the Alliance head on a journey back to Craftworld.
Clive Handforth: I'm a little man, sitting in a can.
Ohhhhhh. Ohhhhhh!
And I thought my life had hit rock bottom when they told me about saturated fat.
Larry Da Vinci: Um, hello?
Clive Handforth: But now I've got no factory and nowhere to go.
Larry Da Vinci: I say...?
Clive Handforth: If only there was someone *AHEM* to deliver me from this putrid trough of tribulation!
Oh hello. My name's Clive. Clive Handforth.
Welcome to The Factory Of A Better Tomorrow, such as it is.
Larry Da Vinci: Now look here Clive, what's the sticky wicket on the Sackbots?
Clive Handforth: Oh right, looking to build an army, are you?
Indulge me, as I trudge down memory lane.
There was a time when we printed the most accurate calendars in the all the land.
Printed calendars and built huge spaceships.
A simple life, we weren't miserable.
Well, things could have been better, I suppose.
We got by.
But then, The Negativitron arrived and attacked!
I was ravaged and discarded.
Larry Da Vinci: Yes yes Clive, but the army?
Clive Handforth: The Sackbots are all enslaved inside the factory.
You'll have to get in and set them free.
Ohhhhhh. Ohhhhhh!
And I thought my life had hit rock bottom when they told me about saturated fat.
Larry Da Vinci: Um, hello?
Clive Handforth: But now I've got no factory and nowhere to go.
Larry Da Vinci: I say...?
Clive Handforth: If only there was someone *AHEM* to deliver me from this putrid trough of tribulation!
Oh hello. My name's Clive. Clive Handforth.
Welcome to The Factory Of A Better Tomorrow, such as it is.
Larry Da Vinci: Now look here Clive, what's the sticky wicket on the Sackbots?
Clive Handforth: Oh right, looking to build an army, are you?
Indulge me, as I trudge down memory lane.
There was a time when we printed the most accurate calendars in the all the land.
Printed calendars and built huge spaceships.
A simple life, we weren't miserable.
Well, things could have been better, I suppose.
We got by.
But then, The Negativitron arrived and attacked!
I was ravaged and discarded.
Larry Da Vinci: Yes yes Clive, but the army?
Clive Handforth: The Sackbots are all enslaved inside the factory.
You'll have to get in and set them free.
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Get the Clive Handforth mug.A mythical individual who resided in Saginaw Michigan who’s main claim to fame was using obscene language on CB, AM and FM radio in the 70’s.
Dude, he keyed the mic and went full Clive Walker Brown.
Clive Walker Brown said he’d waltz your wife around the room like a dog in heat.
Clive Walker Brown said he’d waltz your wife around the room like a dog in heat.
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Get the clive walker brown mug.1. A muffin prepared with bodily fluids (i.e. semen) in replacement of many of the wet ingredients in traditional muffins. The mixture is an alternative, high protein , low fat muffin that makes for a scrumptious treat.
2. A Man who has astatically pleasing figures, and is generously endowed. The term first originated in Southern Canada where these men were worshipped like gods.
2. A Man who has astatically pleasing figures, and is generously endowed. The term first originated in Southern Canada where these men were worshipped like gods.
1. I made a batch of Clive muffins this morning from ingredients saved from last night.
2. Marlen Brando was a clive muffin of his era.
2. Marlen Brando was a clive muffin of his era.
by M-Phresh January 2, 2008
Get the clive muffin mug.The act of leaving a Tim Tam biscuit in a cup of tea until it is soft and lost all form, then pouring into your girlfriends arse for her to squirt back into your mouth.
Named after Australian icon Clive Palmer.
Named after Australian icon Clive Palmer.
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Get the Clive's Tim Tam Slam mug.(1) "Clive Diffing" is a misspelling of "Cliff Diving" by drunken hockey fans in an internet chatroom or message board. (2) 1950's English actor.
After a few Mooseheads, the phrase, "I hate those Cliff Diving bandwagon fans," becomes "I hit those Clive Diffing assholes."
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