clean stink

Brought to my attention by Jay Burgerson, a frequent victim of clean stink.

The stink that pervades laundry which has been washed but not immediately dried.

My brothers clothes smelled so bad that he thought I had pissed in wahing machine, but it turned out it was just clean stink.

by MiKeen October 13, 2004

Clean Shit

When you take a huge shit and barely have to wipe

“I took a clean shit yesterday, I clogged up the toilet and only used 2 wipes”

by Jonathan Cena the third August 24, 2020

clean shave

A freshly shaven face. The ultimate clean shave is achieved when the face remains perfectly smooth, with no bump, pimples, or cuts after shaving. Usually required in workplaces and for most practical jobs.

"Did you see Joe yet this morning? He has a perfect clean shave, jeez."

by SloppyToppy November 16, 2015

Clean Sanchez

Dirty Sanchez's lesser known brother.

Have you heard of a Clean Sanchez? No...thought so. I told you he was not well known.

by Anal Czar September 9, 2010

clean sheets

When you leave your friends to go have dirty sex with some guy I don't even know.

I have clean sheets and need to get some sex on them, I'll see you later.

by slut tits May 26, 2004

clean smoke

The term is an oxymoron used by cannabis smokers to refer to a bong toke or a hit off a water filtered device.

Hey, I was just about to enjoy some "clean smoke." Would you like to join?

by partyviking June 29, 2013

Clean smoker

Someone who smokes but who doesn't have the tell-tale aroma about them that gives them away as a smoker.

I saw this guy I work with smoking, but I never would have guessed, he's such a clean smoker.

by WinifredAnn May 7, 2017