cranking back

when you are leaning back in your chair.

my dad busted me cranking back.

by nobody else here May 28, 2017

cranking a fat shit

When your taking a dump but the poop is so big it hurts your butt hole when pushing it out.

Friend:*knocks on bathroom door*
Me:Wait a minute I'm cranking a fat shit out of my ass.
Friend:Understandable have a nice day.

by Swagmaster6969696969696 December 3, 2020

Jem Clarking

To romance a girl with lots of attention and effort so that the girl will then leave her boyfriend so that you can have as much toe and bottom sex as you want

Bob ‘I’m going to do some Jem Clarking here’
Eggy ‘Go on my son’

by Fidel Castros son June 22, 2018

CLANNING

It's when you are addicted to a phone game called clash of clans so addicted that you ignore your friends,family,the road or that cop outside your window

Joe lost his job wife and kids to clanning

by clan master July 3, 2016

lewis and clarking

A game played by two people that involves the 'exploration' of each others bodies. Game is usually played by using hands, and on occasion, tongues but once you cross into the danger zone, its no longer lewis and clarking, then its officially a hook-up.

Girl one: Omgshhhh last night was amazing!!!
Friend: So did you guys hook up??
Girl one: No, but there was definitely some lewis and clarking going on ;D

by summerisamazing =] April 2, 2009

Cranking

To cry and wank at the same time. Something that picks your spirits up if you're feeling low.

John: Wow, Dave took his grandma's death very well, look at that smile!
George: Nah, he's just been cranking in the toilets.

by BSF0708 April 2, 2008

Clarking it

To successfully thrust a person 5 or more times without being caught whilst they are bending over.

Man! you should have seen me in the shoe shop earlier I was Clarking it!!

by Jason Duffy April 24, 2008